If your job entails you going into a strangers home to do your thing, then odds are you’ve seen some disturbing and bizarre things.
I’m an electrician and I was troubleshooting a bad outlet in the bathroom of a former NFL player. I was taking all the outlets apart following them to see if I could trace out the homeruns when he comes in and starts talking football. We are in the middle of talking when he just walks over to the toilet and starts taking a shit. I couldn’t see him but there was just a little pony wall between us. He didn’t even stop telling his story, it was crazy. I walked out because of the smell, he came out a little later and it was like nothing ever happened.
Was a firefighter another time in my life. Had a middle of the night call to a mobile home for an elderly lady once. We walk in and it’s dark but as my eyes start to adjust I think “oh that’s weird wallpaper”. I keep looking around “huh, it’s on the ceiling too”. Weird inconsistent patterns and rectangle shapes. Eyes adjust some more while we are talking to her. Wtf? “Are those puzzles?!”
She had hundreds of puzzles that she had glued when completed and then glued them to every surface of her mobile home. Walls, ceiling, living room, bedroom. Every square inch covered. Weird… But you do you. Especially in your own home. Certainly not as bad as most.
Used to deliver oxygen to people’s homes. Saw plenty of weird things. Lots of hoarders, but this one took the cake. He didn’t want to let us into his house, but I had to do a home safety assessment before I could set up the equipment. He was anxious about letting me in because his house was mess. He kept telling me about his messy house.
Come to find out, it wasn’t just messy. It was filled with 200 chickens. He was proud of his show chickens and wouldn’t let them live in a barn or coop. The smell was unbearable. Other than that, he was a super nice guy.
I was a paramedic in Oakland and once I was in a home where a child has been bitten by a rat in her crib. As we were standing there talking to the mother about her options a rat walked up to one of the firefighters and bit his boot.
The firefighters stomp to the rat to death and the rat was taken to the health department for testing. That was a strange situation.
I once helped renovate an old building that was a house but converted to a business and was super run down when when my employer bought it. We did a ton of work including removing subflooring and ceilings.
We found a hidden cellar in the back suite (once the kitchen or mud room) the thing was filled with trash and random odds and ends. There were GI water ration cans dated 1956. In the middle suit we kept finding spoons in the ceiling as we were taking it down. It was weird but then we realized that it was where a junky kept ditching their spoons.
Fire Alarm Inspector. Working in a cheap long term hotel and knocked on a door where a larger man dressed in essentially a purple bikini opens the door half asleep. Enter to test the smoke detector and tried to keep my eyes off the bed but I knew I had seen something…tried not to look but I did and there’s a big old purple dildo next to the tv remote.
The detector then decides to not alarm in a timely fashion so I’m just staring at the wall hoping it will alarm so I get out of the room.
I use to do flooring and when we had to get up the sub flooring due to water damage. Underneath it there was a black garbage bag. When I opened said bag it had a bunch of women’s clothes in it. Didn’t think anything about it until we dumped it out and found bloody ripped underwear and torn dresses. Told the owner we had forgot some stuff at work and wouldn’t be back until tomorrow. Called the police and never went back. The house was soon up for sale a month or so later.
Food bank delivery to home bound elders.
I always fill two banana boxes (around foot and a half by 3 and a foot deep) of all types of food and deliver to his house. One time after delivering to him for 3 years I have to come inside because he hurt his foot.
He had never thrown out a single box. They lined every wall and entrance. He built a castle around his bed, and a series of paths through his house. It was like thise pillow forts you would make as a kid but with boxes.
I asked him if he wanted help getting rid of them and he said no. That it was fun and helped with his dimension. Hes super fun.
I was installing alarm systems, and one day I went out on a service call. stepped into a literal cesspool, and thanked god for my plastic booties to protect my shoes from walking on their disgusting carpet. was shown to the alarm panel, and when I pulled the panel off the wall to see why it was not powering on, an army of roaches started scurrying out of the wall. Turns out the panel died because several roaches had electrocuted themselves on the circuit board.
Not me but my friend is a paramedic he got a call out to a stroke and when he and his partner arrived they were let in with police escort as they were taking her out of the house they happened to catch a glimpse of her son in his room playing video games, he turned back and looked at them and pushed the door shut.
Ok so I once worked as a pizza delivery guy right. One day I get an order like normal and drove to the address, the moment I took off my motorcycle helmet I heard what obviously was the sound of sex. I still had other places to go after this one so I knocked on the door politely, and they stopped for a few moments, but kept at it.
I was kinda mad, so I kept knocking, not very hard but I realized that the dude fell into my rhythm. So I knocked faster and faster and the dude went faster and faster until I heard an annoyed grunt. He the came and paid and when I asked about tip he yelled in my face, “NO TIP!”
Not a personal experience, but my dad is a Electrician.
He goes to a lot of crazy cat lady houses but this story definitely takes the cake.
He went to some old lady’s house, immediately when he walked in the room smelled like complete piss, which was nothing out of the usual for cat lady’s. My dad counted about ten or more, and that was just in the living room. He finished up his work and got up to tell the lady that he was done, when he looked over to see a big shelf just FULL of stuffed dead cats. It made him want to puke. I remember him so vividly ranting about his day and bringing up that story.
I tutor privately so sometimes I meet clients at their homes. One lady had a huge shrine to Bob Berdella, which is really confusing because usually women attracted to serial killers gravitate toward the attractive ones.
I delivered pizza for about 2 years. I had to deliver to a local motel pretty frequently. One day I go to deliver and a large lady, I’m talking 6’0” 220 was decked out in dominatrix attire. She answered the door ready to get down to business then immediately closed the door and threw a robe on. She apologized perfusly and then tipped me $10 for the situation.
I’m a face painter who does children’s birthday parties. I’ve never had any super sketchy experiences, just a few run-down homes but the kids always have fun.
I went to one house, kinda messy and smelly, but no big deal. I started setting up my supplies and I heard a weird ‘peep’ sound above me. I look up to see a guinea pig running through a clear plastic tube attached to the ceiling. Then I take a good look around the house and notice the whole place is covered with a network of guinea pig tubes. The mom noticed me looking around and nonchalantly told me they have like 10 guinea pigs.
Gonna be a no from me.
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