I have been unusually lucky with roommates. Seriously, from college to my current apartment, I’ve made some incredible friends through my roommates. I’ve had a couple of odd ones, but no scary ones.
The people in these stories are far less lucky because it sure sounds like these poor bastards were living with maniacs. As such, some of these stories are longer than usual, and it’s because they’re just that goddamn weird (and truly horrifying).
I would start doing laundry and he would sneak in right after I had started the washing machine, while it was still calibrating, to pause it, and sniff/taste my underwear. I caught him one day, he claimed he was just “checking something”.
Shitting in the shower and talking about it like it’s a normal thing.
where do I start with this guy, he was unstable in multiple ways.
one time I saw some scratches on the hallway wall. for a couple days I kept thinking, what could we have carried down the hallway that made those scratches? One night when everybody else was out, I heard a weird metal scraping noise.
I peeked out of my room and saw him walking up and down that hallway, holding a big kitchen knife, dragging the point along the wall and talking to himself. I couldn’t hear what he was saying.
Permanently surrendered her lovely, friendly, healthy dog of 5 years to the pound in order to move in with us (we had a no-pet lease but just assumed she’d find a friend/family or just not move in with us) then stole someone else’s dog and tried to convince us to let her keep it. Literally, she threw a collared, friendly, healthy dog on private property in her car and drove off. We called the number on the dog tag immediately. She locked herself and the dog in the bathroom and we had to call the cops to sort the shit out. Christ she was a disaster.
The dog was a herding dog on an active farm. She stole him because she saw him outside – behind a fence, with a collar, clean healthy fed happy active – and decided he didn’t have a loving enough home because he was outside and working instead of inside and cuddling. The owner had raised 3 generations of that dog’s family from birth and was inconsolable and so confused.
Said she was going to throw herself down the staircase, call the police and tell them it was me and our other roommate.
Unplugged the wifi because she was scarred the wifi signal would fuck with her dreams and cause her to toss and turn all night.
He would record (audio) us hanging out with people. Everyone knew about it the first like two times he did it, thought he was just showing off a gadget. It was kinda funny, whatever. Then I found out he’d recorded most of the times we’d had people over for months.
This one roommate I had never washed her clothes. She just wore a new outfit every single day. I assumed she was rich and decided not to engage with her since she never said hi to me when we saw each other.
At the end of the semester, I smelled something so awful that I can’t really describe with the words available to me in the english language. I guess I’ll say this to give you an idea. If it were a scent for a candle, I would call it something like: “Hormones and Bad Decisions”
I took a look outside my door, and I saw she left a luggage trolley meant for helping people carry large amounts of stuff, that was FULL of dirty clothes. I gagged when I saw some old panties were at the top of the large pile.
We had laundry machines. She had money. They sold detergent and drier sheets downstairs. I have no idea why she did this, but I assumed she was probably the one who was behind the mystery of how “nobody flushed the toilet” even though we all swore we did.
One of my roommates had to call his mom in the morning to tell him how to get ready for his day.
I felt bad for him, he was really sheltered.
Brought home a dead cat she found on the side of the road and got offended when my other roommates and I tried to tell her to get rid of it
Maybe she won’t kill you kinda psycho, but definitely gross: she threw away used condoms in the trash can next to her desk / my bed. (Note: into the can, no little baggie. Basically a bucket with tons of used condoms and no lid.)
When the room started to smell like fish, she blamed the other 2 roommates for not cleaning out their old and moldy food in the fridge. As if that was the problem, the food molding in the fridge was all hers.
Roommate in college, paired at random my freshman year because I didn’t have three friends I wanted to room with and the only options were fill a room with your friends or live with three strangers.
I don’t know if the only thing she watched were birthing videos, but the only thing I ever saw her watch were birthing videos.
She kept a gallon of her urine in our fridge.
She called the police because she was convinced someone wiped poop on her towel and wanted them to do a DNA test so she could find the culprit. She was very mad when they told her they don’t provide those services and so then she called our utilities provider and had water and electricity turned off. She left for two nights, came back, during which I had transferred the utilities in my name and got it turned on.
She then screamed at me that she didn’t want to pay for the two days she was cooling off somewhere else bc of the poop towel, and that she was going to take me to small claims court. I said all right sounds good. Then she threw a flip flop at me. I almost started laughing really hard but called her dad instead.
He picked her up and she was gone for the rest of the lease until move out Day she came for her things. Was so happy she left though, her dad still kept paying her rent.
Thank you poop towel.
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