There is a guy at our school that is… a dickhead. Let’s refer to him as D. D is pretty buff and he thinks that makes him ‘irresistible’ to girls and superior to other guys. Therefore he is known for messing with people, especially with girls, and he is generally the archetype of a bully. Anyways, he did a double-dick-move that day.
He stood near two of my friends, one of which was a guy and another a girl. She was on her phone and had her back to D. He slapped her bottom and immediately turned around to face my other friend, and pretended as if he was the offender. Everyone nearby suddenly stopped doing what they were doing and started staring at the ordeal.
She reddened and became very upset and ran away, not even letting my other friend make his excuse. We were both shocked, and D had a very fucking annoying smug look on his face.
Next day, my friend found her and told her about the situation, and luckily she listened. She still decided not to tell an adult about what happened, probably because of shame. I was very pissed that I couldn’t do anything the day before, and wanted to do something nasty.
Here is when the revenge part comes in.
While we were still in the school, I sent one of those ‘STD Anonymous Notification’ messages from stdcheck.com. I knew that it was going to be his weak point. When D saw the message, I saw him storm out of the class and rush in the direction of the bathroom. I later learned that he vomited for 10 minutes straight. The fucker probably saw his life flash before his eyes.
He didn’t come to school for a week.
Needless to say, he went back to normal in a couple of days or so, but he started being less of a dick towards everyone.
There was a guy I used to like in school. He was in the year below and one day I gave him a letter saying I liked him and wanted to get to know him better.
This guy then spread that letter around the whole school so for a good year or so he and his friends made fun of me. He wasn’t someone that people generally crushed on, but he used the letter as a way to get some attention on himself. Even long after people lost interest he would try bringing it up and reignite the teasing.
I’m 23 now, and that was a distant memory. But that didn’t stop my heart rate elevating and palms sweating when I suddenly saw him in a cafe.
I ordered my drink and then waited, hoping he wouldn’t recognise me. Worst nightmare. He walks over and says hello.
“It’s me, [name], That guy from school”. I turn and stare at him before saying “sorry, I don’t think I know you.” To which he replied, “yeah, you wrote me a letter saying you liked me.”
I put on a face of thinking long and hard before saying, “wait…from 10 years ago? I remember a letter…but to be honest I don’t remember you at all. I guess you didn’t have that much of an impact on me…”
My drink was ready so I grab it. And he says “but you wrote me the letter. You gave it to me”.
I stop and say with a thoughtful expression, “I remember Dave, Blake. Matt and Tim…but I’m sorry, I just don’t remember you…”
He suddenly looks embarrassed and then mumbled something as I said goodbye and walked out.
It felt good not letting me knock me down this one last time.
My friend and I were on motorcycles and were spending the night at a small motel in southern Missouri. We planned on getting up 5 am the next day to get a good start to make it home to Peoria IL around noon on Sunday.
There was a wedding somewhere near and a lot of the guests were staying at the motel. It was raining and they were hanging out in front of our room window under the overhang, laughing and partying and having a good time. I don’t begrudge them that, it’s Saturday night after a wedding, why would you not have fun?
Anyway, we go to bed about 9 pm and they are really going at it but we let them be. Around 1 am, I stepped outside to ask them to move down a bit because we had to get up early. They said, “Sure thing, buddy”, but 5 minutes later, were right back at it. We let them be and they crashed around 2 am or so.
The next morning at 5, my friend wakes me up with a shake on the shoulder and says, “Time to get up”. We’ve done a million road trips and this is the way it always is, he wakes up early, showers and wakes me up. The people next door (same people as above) pound on the way, yelling, “Keep it down over there!”. Yes, the same people that kept us up till 2.
So we got ready quietly and got all stuff on the bikes and got geared up and rolled the bikes backwards to where the exhaust pipes on both bikes were nearly touching their door. We fired them up (not quiet exhausts, mind you). Once they got warm, we *might* have revved them a bit. Then I got off my bike, went back in the room and turned the TV on full blast and locked the door on the way out and we left. No more sleep was had by them.
My buddy said, “They shouldn’t try to out-asshole us, we’re better at it than they are”.
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