This hasn’t been the easiest of winters for anyone in North America. There’s been polar vortex after polar vortex, more snow than we can shovel in one sitting, and countless frozen collisions on the freeways. Even places like the south or Hawaii that don’t really get to experience snow, have gotten some dusting this winter. So. I think we should all get a pat on the back for surviving it so far.
Except, there’s a certain HOA in Tennessee what deserves a stronger push; maybe headfirst into a snowbank, buck-naked for the shit they just tried to pull on a redditor named
ReservoirKat, a story which she shared on the aptly named r/fuckHOA
You can’t control the way the fucking snow falls, Karen.
Sadly, she doesn’t share the exact email, but it basically says she’s being fined $100 for violating the HOA’s rules on “displaying offensive images or slogans.”
After some back and forth, they get the following image.
They also wrote,
“Your car, specifically the Honda, left this offensive image on the ground after you left. I believe you will see why we have had complaints about it. One of our residents took the photo and reported it to us out of concern for our younger residents.”
What the actual fuck?
Or is it? If you look at it, squinting in the setting sun of midwinter, with a thousand virgins twirling batons in the arctic chill, maybe. I dunno.
No wait, I do know. It’s a void in the snow. Put on your bifocals, put your “can I speak to a manager” lopsided haircut with the blonde highlights behind your bedazzled ears and
really take a look.
Somehow, Kathryn’s Honda Insight left this shape on the pavement, and the difference between the asphalt that was kept warm by the car vs. not, made a shape.
Once she was done laughing and ridiculing her HOA, she sent them an email stating that she couldn’t control the way the snow fell around her car, and that according the bylaws, offensive imagery had to be purposeful. If they persisted, she’d take legal action and they were guaranteed to lose.
Thankfully, HOA Karen came to her senses, writing back,
We understand. We will not be pursuing this further, in good faith pursuant to the wording of the by-laws.”
Holy, fuckin’, schnikes.
Comments came hard and fast.
That’s it, right there. It’s a gummy bear. That’s appropriate for the kiddies, right?
Or a butt plug, sure.
It is flared at the base. I hear that’s safest.
Everyone is pretty unanimous on this front. Definitely doesn’t look like a peen.
Apparently, Kathryn and her husband have had several run ins with this HOA, over the dumbest of infractions, including having their car towed, after their new parking passes were delayed by one day in the mail. And, they told the HOA about the delay in advance.
Fuck the HOA.
Now, THAT’S a snow penis.
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