Dating is a wonderland of new experiences both in and out of bed. It’s also a total shitshow where you see the worst of humanity and frequently wake up next to it. After all the evidence we’ve provided to support this fact, you’re probably asking yourself, “What now?” Well, the most recent entry in the “I should never be allowed to reproduce” Olympics is this bat shit crazy woman. Her date had some issues and needed to postpone meeting up by one hour. ONE HOUR, y’all! That’s not even enough time to get sufficiently drunk to compensate for the level of crazy presented here. Needless to say, she really values her time. She opened the floodgates to wacky town and swamped this dude’s texts with the following tirade. All aboard! The crazy train is leaving the station.
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Let’s take a short intermission from murder-stabby Lolita here. I just want to mention that this was actually their second date. So, this saint went out with Glen Close from Fatal Attraction and then asked her on a second date. Either home boy REALLY needed to get laid or this woman looks like Kate Beckinsale, in which case he’d be excused risking his life for a second date. Let’s dive back into this extra-large bowl of coo-coo puffs, shall we?
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Well, since you put it that way…
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Our dude just comfortably kicking this Karen to the curb while she goes fucking bonkers. Oh but wait, theres more!
