Submitted by iCHIVE user cairo84 (+100 Points)
“I was so dehydrated from puking up whiskey the night before that I was out getting a tire put on and fainted from dehydration. I fell right on my face. I hit the ground so hard I broke my jaw and had to have it wired shut. No solid food for seven weeks. Worst experience of my life.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user Cymruchaser (+100 Points)
“You know when you were a kid and would dream that you were pissing and wake up to find you actually pissed? Imagine that but with shit. Luckily I woke myself up half way. Left a trail of alcohol induced shit from my bed to my bathroom before passing out in the bathroom trying to wipe. Woke up several hours later to the smell, which caused me to puke immediately.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user dynamokickstand (+100 Points)
“Woke up with the worst hangover of all time, had not long been working at workshop.
I couldn’t string a sentence together but managed to phone in and say I’d be late to work as I had an appointment.
I get to work and I’m using every fibre of my being to not throw up all over the place, my head is pounding.
Everyone is being super nice to me for some reason. Even my boss tells me to go take 15 if I need to. I turn to my buddy and ask what’s up with everyone today, he turns to me and says ‘Oh I told everybody that you got your dick stuck in your zipper this morning’”
Submitted by iCHIVE user jbphatsacks (+100 Points)
“I once had a hangover so bad that I was having closed eye hallucinations. Any time I closed my eyes, i would see people, figures of my friends and roommates walking around, waving, standing still. It was so creepy and impossible to ignore that I couldn’t sleep right for 3 days. That, along with the general headache, upset stomach, made for the worst hangover I’ve ever had.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user Deadheadfsu (+100 Points)
“I woke up shitting. Not woke up and had to poop, or woke up with shit all around me. The feeling of runny hot shit coming out was my alarm clock. My boxers saved my bed and sheets, but I needed a new rug.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user Jamesrhymes1985 (+100 Points)
“Sometime after I got home the dog was in bed and I managed to vomit all the food I ate all over my bed/shirt/hair. When I woke up in the morning I realized that the dog had chewed the vomit out of my (then waist-length) hair only on the left side of my head. I had to drive my husband to help find his car from the night before and while doing so ended up pulling out handfuls upon handfuls of half-chewed-up hair. After trying to suppress vomit all day I had to go to the hairdresser and explain why half my hair was missing.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user cwb801980 (+100 Points)
“Two hours into my alcohol-induced slumber, I’m lying on my back, my eyes suddenly rip open, and I spew vomit into the air and SOMEHOW managed to turn my face to the side before it came back down so as to not get hit with a face full of vomit.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user 2sly4u (+100 Points)
“I was on the plane coming back from spring break my senior year of college. I had partied into the morning and had to be up and at the airport by 7…I felt fine (I was still drunk) until about halfway through the trip. I raced to the tiny airplane bathroom and experienced what could easily be classified as the worst diarrhea of my life. We all know how bad alcohol poops are, and my nostrils agreed. The combination of the horrible smell and my already queasy stomach resulted in throwing up rather vigorously, which in turn caused me to get a nosebleed. I started crying and walked back to my seat between two business men in suits while sweating profusely as my body began to experience withdrawals. I turned to my friend a row back for support and she was passed out from Vicodin. Worst. Day. Ever.”
“According to my best friend, after I left the hotel bar I stumbled back to our room, threw up in the hallway trash can, got carried to my room by a stranger, threw up and ummm defecated all over myself; they had to bathe me and dress me. The hangover I experienced the next day was something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. I was in so much pain I couldn’t move. I ordered a $16 bagel from room service and it took me a good 24 hours to eat it. I slept for 30 hours straight.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user Barnett0609 (+100 Points)
“The day after my 21st birthday I woke up on a couch in my backyard wearing my spandex, dress half on half off, shoes still on, purse still slung over my shoulder, and dry puke in my hair. After dragging myself indoors I got a phone call from my boyfriend of two years (who had been with me that night and earlier that morning so he saw what a wreck I was) and he decided that it was the perfect day to break up…Oh and it took me three showers to get all the puke out of my hair.”
“My red wine hangover was so bad that my mom had to give medicine…in the butthole. Because I couldn’t keep any food (or medicine) down without throwing up, my mom took one for the team and gave me a pain-reliever rectal suppository. Thanks, Mom. Sorry for bringing shame on the family.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user clotysz (+100 Points)
“So we go over for Thanksgiving lunch and it’s just my boyfriend, me, and his parents. We sit down to eat and all I can think about is how nauseous the smell of the potatoes is making me. We say grace, pass some food around the table, and then…it happens. This urge to throw up comes with such a vengeance that I can’t imagine stopping it. Not only do I throw up on the table at that moment, I start to panic and get up covering my mouth only to throw up on my boyfriend’s father and all over the floor.”
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