I did a Call-out on Chive Instagram with the important question:
“ How has Covid-19 changed your sex, dating and relationships?”
Submitted by iCHIVE user Krisn194 (+100 Points) Like all great case-studies, for educational purposes;
you’ll laugh and probably relate to my scientific results.
Here are a few of the answers…
Submitted by iCHIVE user Kebby94 (+100 Points) Sex…. haven’t heard that name in months!!!
Can’t kill what’s already dead 🤷🏽♂️
Submitted by iCHIVE user Krisn194 (+100 Points) I fuck with a mask on.
I bet you sound like Darth Vader. When you nut, do you say, “I am your father”?
Get more now than the 6 months prior ‘cause I can protect them with my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan 🙌🏽
Submitted by iCHIVE user Krisn194 (+100 Points) Is there a number smaller than 0?
I wasn’t getting laid before, but at least now I have an excuse.
Submitted by iCHIVE user Kebby94 (+100 Points) Is it weird that we dress up as my little pony dolls and get freaky?!?
Submitted by iCHIVE user YourNewFavorite (+100 Points) My wife won’t leave me alone…she wants it ALL THE TIME!!!
not sure if you are bragging or complaining 😂
Submitted by iCHIVE user emily_richey (+100 Points) Yeah…we broke up and I’m moving back to Austin on Monday.
What “sex, dating, or relationship”? 🤣
It hasn’t. I work in healthcare. I know this isn’t as bad as the media is making it out to be. I’ve been going out to patients cars and swabbing them for covid for three months now and I haven’t caught anything. I’ve still been dating, I’ve still been kissing women. Nothing has changed here.
the hypocrisy of this comment and your,
“I continue to go to work for you, so please stay home for me” on your profile is next level.
Fucking ruined it.
Lol well if I wasn’t getting laid before covid19…I don’t think I will be after 😔
Submitted by iCHIVE user K_Marie (+100 Points) I am now celibate.
No. You can’t change something that never existed in the first place.
Submitted by iCHIVE user Krisn194 (+100 Points) Why is this possibly the picture for this?
Hell yeah Kristin! 🙌
Once I start having any of those again I’ll let you know.
Like the 80s song,
“I’m the same perv I used to be”…minus the eye-candy
Submitted by iCHIVE user emily_richey (+100 Points) I didn’t have sex before the virus, never been on a date for years and my wife wishes I go back to work.
…and people ask me why I refuse to marry.
Let’s end with a simple BANG that says it all…
More great answers by you guys can be found on our Chive Instagram page.
Let’s hear your answers in the comments.
Shout-out to the sexy Indiana Chivette “Krisin94”
Follow her on iChive: @Krisn194
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