I haven’t posted a petty revenge story in a while. To tell you the truth, everything’s been so insane for the past couple of weeks that I kind of forgot what “normal” life was like, but this story about a neighbor’s squabble over where a dog does its business reminds me of simpler times.
Ok, so I have been living in this house for 2 years and the neighborhood is very quiet and safe so I don’t have something to complain about, except for the little bastard that my Neighbor just got.
Apparently, his designated place to poop is right in my porch and I wouldn’t care if just the owner was a little considered and cleaned after her dog finished. When I first started noticing the poop I cleaned it thinking it was a stray dog or something but then, one day I was on the porch myself and the little bastard came out of my neighbor’s house, saw me and returned…
my neighbor most have noticed that her dog returned too fast so she went out of her house to check what had scared the dog and there I was, we made eye contact and I nodded…I had a feeling so I remain sat in my porch for a little more …And there she was, peeking through the wall to see if I was gone to let the little bastard poop on my porch.
After some time, she finally gave up and put a leash on the dog to take him to poop somewhere else (BTW she didn’t carry anything to clean whatever his dog produce so yeah she is a disgusting person) I was pissed! Not only she was aware of what the dog was doing, but she was waiting for an opportunity to let him do it again.
I wanted to talk with her to see if we can resolve this, but apparently, communication wasn’t going to work in this case so I decided I would scare her a little bit. (I was going to ask her politely but the landlord have already done that a few times and this woman just brushed it off).
My Bf got to my house just at the time that my neighbor was unpacking some stuff from her car on the other side of the parking lot (which is divided by a wall). Making sure she was able to listen to me, I started telling my bf that I have seen a dog in my porch several times and that it didn’t have a collar so I believed that he must be stray and I had decided that I should eat the dog since it was culturally accepted in my country to eat them if they don’t have an owner.
I, then described graphically which method of preparation I should use and what ingredients I needed to add. I said that all I needed was to wait for the dog to appear to lure him in my house and start cooking him. I couldn’t see my neighbor’s face but I would have loved to see it, plus I don’t see her dog around anymore.
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