I’m not going to lie to y’all, I’ve never been super successful at dating. I don’t really have many “crazy ex” stories of my own.However, my best friends in life have had the displeasure of dating some truly insane people over the years, and I also had the displeasure of getting to know those insane people. As crazy as any of the stories that follow are, no matter how unbelievable a few may sound, I believe all of them. After what I’ve seen… Yeah. Pretty easy to believe this shit.
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She pissed on my living room floor, hit me with a frying pan and kicked a police officer square in the nutsWillie-Madison
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He put a tracking app on my phone, put cameras in our house and would refuse to go to events with me but then show up and sit outside in his car watching me.AesopFabel
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Broke into my house, stole my dad’s phone, and wrote a letter on the back of my door in sharpie: “I love you RockArmMan and I always will. Love Jessica.” At least the note made it easy for the cops.Oh and she ate my fucking pizza.RockArmMan
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She flatly informed me during that she had been planning to cheat on me with my best friend.And then she succeeded and I lost my best friend, and eventually she cheated on him and called me asking to make up. Like what?Nopefeelins
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She grabbed the steering wheel while we were driving down the highwayteven_with_an_S
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She was scared of a van parked outside her apt. window and there men inside the van that were survailing her. So for her protection she brought a male friend over and sucked his dick. The next morning was valentine’s day. She went on to blow up my phone from a blocked number for the next 6 months.Ichooseyou_username
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The short and sweet version? He never confronted his father for demanding to see half naked photos of me. He then lectured me about my reaction to the situation.This_is_stoopid
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My ex had a crazy ex.On a couple of occasions, he bought the same ticket to the theater as we did then proceed to eat at the same restaurant as we did. Both time he was alone and got a table where he would be facing us.Somehow he got my number and told me to break up with her because he still loves her. Called on several occasions to talk to her because she had blocked his number.Went to her parent’s house to ask her parents for their blessings then the following day proposed to her at six in the morning on a work day.atot806
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He said his ex had passed away from breast cancer, but that to save him from hurt… she’d broken up with him under the guise that she’d gotten drunk and slept with another guy.Nope. She definitely cheated and she was very much alive and well. This was just one of the many lies he fed me, but this was an absolute mind fuck._pikapoo
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One of my ex’s belived she was a elf in middle earth in a coma and that this world was all just a dream world she was living in but the only way to get back to her “real life” in middle earth she’d have to die of old age in this one.I didn’t know any of this until after we broke up, and thought it was absurd and didn’t believe it until our mutual friend started telling other people and blamed it on me. I got a text to “stop telling everyone my secrets!”During our relationship our mutual friend would say stuff regarding “elven love” I just sort of ignored it and dint think twice but it all clicked together afterward.We have not spoken since.Leghaver
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She intentionally ran me over with her car.rabidoverlord
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I had an ex which I deem as crazy for said reasons:Had a diaper fetish…..they would wear a diaper and enjoyed wetting themselves in it and wearing all day after doing so repeatedly.Believed in ghosts….claimed to see/hear ghosts…..also claimed to own a guitar that was possessed and made him play music.Walked into a school without signing in to pick a friend up only to end up getting the cops called on them and getting arrested (apparantly they thought he was a school shooter), they ended up getting probation and drug testing because they were stupid enough to admit they were a weed user despite them not being directly asked about it.Had a friend who accused him of robbing a house even though he did not and continued to stay friends with said friend. Also this friend had a dog that mauled my ex and said ex still hanged around said dog and friend.Did indeed spend time in a mental hospital apparently for what I have no clue.And for the grand finale…..he thought the world was the matrix and “I had disrupted it” and that was why we were having bad luck.
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tried to cut a chunk of her tongue out so she would look like a snake, lying that my best friend (who is a gay guy) tried to kiss her, beat me up for wearing shorts, said she was cheating on me with a BTS member and she hit my cat.Ikea_B_vibin
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9 years ago. She spent the final 8 months of our relationship gaslighting me to a point where I was on antidepressants. Then she upped and left, but we stayed in contact for around 8 weeks after. She then told me “it wasn’t over between us, we still have a future together”. 2 days later, she called to tell me she just got engaged to a guy that she’d been on 2 dates with and I should be happy for her.I put the phone down on her and never spoke to her again. Dodged a bullet with that one.RP-Seaking
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When he called the police to tell them I was “receiving drugs through the mail slot in my front door” then parked in front of my house after HE put drugs through my mail slot.When the police arrived to talk to me my neighbor told them they had seen him do it and that he was still sitting in his car on the street watching. He was then arrested and charged with Possession, distribution, and violating a trespassing & restraining order.213MC
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