For some couples, farting together comes after a few years
Via Pixabay Everyone’s got a different timeline when it comes to revealing things in a relationship, and in what order. For some, they’re happy to get naked on the first date and try out some kinks, but won’t let themselves be seen without makeup and freshly brushed teeth. Or, they want you to give them a hour’s notice before coming over, because they need their place to be absolutely spotless, lest you learn that they’re a slob. Whatever it takes to be comfortable and secure with your partner.But eventually, all the walls have to come down, and according to this survey of 2,000 Brits by From Mars, how long we take and what we prioritize differ wildly from person to person, and between the sexes.
Via From Mars This phase is a double edged sword. Everyone is all lovey-dovey and the sex is hot and frequent. And we’ll do anything not to break the illusion that we’re absolutely perfect. But, at some point, you’ve gotta give in to nature, and someone’s gotta let out that first fart.Based on the survey’s answers, it takes about a half of a year to get comfortable enough to really be you; no makeup, stanky mouth, and open to sharing the results of that questionable tequila/burrito pop-up drive- thru.
It ain’t pretty.
Via From Mars What’s interesting though, is we’ll allow ourselves to be seen naked in daylight months before asking for a Netflix password.And once we hit the year mark, it’s okay to stop hitting the gym and sucking in around them.
Via From Mars On the flip side, we also have opinions about our partners, and when we’re ready to see their messy place, or start their cohabitation invasion with a toothbrush.
Via From Mars By the time you celebrate your first anniversary, you’re both growing out your bush and losing the six pack.When you break this chart down, as well as the previous one, you see that it takes women a month longer to get to the same comfort level as men.
Via From Mars Based on the info gathered, women are willing to have sex slightly sooner then the men, but also declare the relationship official as well. But they’ll take longer to meet the family, and will postpone that first trip until closer to the end of the first year.
Via From Mars But once the relationship gets going, men want to hit those milestones first – they want the move in, the engagements and the joint account light years before the women.How not very stereotypical.
Via From Mars When you compare the previous M/F chart to the average, you’ll see that it lines up with the women’s answers, more than the men.So we’re the weird ones who don’t have commitment issues.
How very interesting, pop culture and society.
Via From Mars The only place where the women and the average deviate, is the order of kids and marriage.Surprisingly, with the women, kids came first, followed quickly by a wedding.
Hopefully sans shotgun.
Via From Mars Pivoting to habits that we keep secret for a while before we come clean, we can all agree that lying is the worst.Though, if you’d ask my wife, it’s number 7. It sounds like a meme, but you don’t know how loud you chew until you’re married.
Via From Mars With women, a larger percentage are anti-lying (don’t blame ’em), but they also hate when we start to ignore or take to long to reply to things.That is annoying, I’m not gonna lie. But also, the game’s on.
Via From Mars Sadly, a lot of couples do report that the more they learn, the more they find out they’re not compatible, and end up breaking it off. The survey results don’t go into the exact issues, but sufficed to say, infidelity is the top issue.Instead, they wanted to highlight the absolute dumbest reasons for breaking up.
I’d say smelling fish and farts is a legit reason.
Via From Mars Some people… man.Cat’s don’t even like beer. They’re white wine spritzer kind of pets.
Though, I’d take nuclear shits and toxic farts over a slob anyday.