This is very specific so I hope he doesn’t see this… but I convinced a man that delivered pizzas who wouldn’t leave me alone to bring me a free pizza in exchange for “nudes” that he would not stop harassing me for. I searched “naked girl” on google and put a sticker over the face. He told me I looked amazing, dropped a pizza at my front door and I told him I was too embarrassed to see him after sending him such naughty photos. Army crawled to the front door and snatched my pizza up. Tasted good. – u/Ocula
Convinced my friend to shock the head of his penis with a Barbecue igniter. He instantly started peeing.
Luckily we were in traffic in the back of his brothers mini-van. That was a fun ride home. – u/frankrizzo24
Talked a 16 year old friend into trick or treating after we wrapped her in toilet paper and convinced her that she looked exactly like a mummy. – u/abaeternomo
I once told a buddy of mine that automatic doors will always open no matter how fast you run at them. That’s all it took. – u/PerpetualCamel
I once had a friend that I met on a Minecraft server. We spoke almost every single day on skype with a few other people we met on the server. This kid was a little shit, I’m not talking about the kind of kid that pokes fun at others for his own amusement. No, this kid is one of the biggest assholes I have ever had the displeasure of conversing with to this day.
One day I was Video Skyping this boy and dared him to eat a sock. To my amusement he did just that! He stripped his sock from his foot and began to stuff his mouth with his sweaty foot cover. The next thing I knew I was watching this kid vomit out the sock I just watched him consume, laugh nonchalantly, and continue with our Minecraft deeds. Robert, if you’re reading this, what the fuck was going on in your head that day? – u/reillyj99
We had this really old professor come to teach us at school. Technology hated him, would freeze or shut down.
He was using the classroom laptop when it froze on him and he starts fiddling and cursing while the class starts laughing.
So I called out to him to hit it.
He smashed that thing to bits. – u/Silvfer
Told them if they look into the neck of a beer bottle and to the bottom when holding it up to the light that there is a code to tell them if they one a free one. All they got was beer swill in the face or eye. – u/Stimpy666
I once convinced someone to eat a foot long stick by saying “do it. You won’t.”
He bit off small chunks and swallowed them until there was no more stick to eat. – u/Ashspren
Light their pubes on fire with a lighter. – u/BlueEyedGeekery
Repeatedly pour water from the deep end to the shallow end of the swimming pool we worked at to mix the chemicals. – u/wiqwqot
My friend, while drinking a milkshake, got a brain freeze so I told him that don’t let the milkshake touch the roof of your mouth since this causes the brain freeze. 3 seconds later, he was puking all over. Turns out he deep throat-ed the straw and slurped. – u/argentinot
Convinced a dumbass if you put a dime in a beer bottle and shake it around for five minutes it creates a bunch of micro-fractures and makes the bottle super easy to break over your head.
Guy did it for fifteen minutes and attempted to smash the bottles on his forehead. Went to the hospital and got nine stitches. – u/NothingBurgerNoCals
This kid at high school did acid for his first time on campus. When he was running from the cop I yelled “swim away!” So he got on the ground and tried to start swimming. Shortly after he was detained. – u/yodaggg
Convinced a girl in high school that the bumps on the road between lanes are for blind people so they can drive too. It’s like car Braille. – u/BoxerKing77
A friend in high school thought that since he ate a lot of spicy foods that pepper spray wouldn’t effect him. We convinced him to let us test this theory with some police-grade pepper spray acquired from a sheriff uncle of another friend.
This was February with snow on the ground. I gave him a spray across both eyes and, as he screamed, got him with another shot in the mouth. He ended up taking off his coat and shirt and spraying himself in the face with the garden hose.
There he was, laying in the snow, shirtless, shaking like a leaf with all manner of goo pouring out of his face. – u/nicefella7969
Convinced a friend (at the time, he’s now my fiance) to snort pop rocks in exchange for getting to see my boobs. – u/eclecticised
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