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“I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.” – John Daly
Grab a pack of heaters and your luckiest putter, because theCHIVE is officially announcing our newest partnership to golf’s greatest underdog and man of the people, John f*ckin’ Daly.
In a quest to rip all the butts and sink all the putts, we recently traveled out to Old Hickory Country Club in Nashville, TN to solidify what we consider the perfect marriage of ideologies — theCHIVE and The Wild Thing himself.
Armed with a stellar crew, cautiously optimistic livers, and a metric ton of Pedialyte, we took to the course (and maybe a few bars, afterward) to celebrate the release of our all-new John Daly Collection, something that’s been in the works since August of 2020.
The wheels came off immediately, of course, but it was still a wonderfully productive shitshow.
With a heater in hand, his floral shorts on, and a Arkansas Razorbacks-themed cart packed to the brim with booze, J.D. fantastically cruised through the “business” side of things and moved right on to the important stuff — having a few drinks, crushing drives off of butts and beer cans, conversing with the crew, and raising a little hell. That last part was only made easier by enlisting the help of Jena Mays and Jessica Colorado.
Spoiler alert: They stole the show.
It was a surreal afternoon. What started as product shots ended in actual shots. What started as putting lessons on the 18th ended in the recreation of the ‘ 19th Hole Streaker‘ photo. Basically, much like Daly’s famous haircut — What started as ‘business in the front’ ended as ‘a party in the back.’ Or on the back 9, I suppose.
Have I mentioned this might be the most perfect partnership ever? Yeah? Good.
…but before we get to the mayhem below….
Get ready to grip it and rip it, because
something big is coming tomorrow, August 12th at 12PM CST. You are not going to want to miss this, so sign up to join the VIP John Daly list RIGHT HERE!
Jessica’s Instagram HERE.
Jena’s Instagram HERE.
As we began to wrap up the day (a little sunburnt, and a lot more tipsy), J.D turned to our crew and asked “Which one of my VIP rooms do you guys wanna hit tonight?” Stunned at the idea of going toe to toe with The Wild Thing himself in downtown Nashville, none of us answered quickly enough.
J.D. stepped in.
“Fuck it. Let’s do all three.”
I know for a fact we started out at Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk, but it all gets a little hazy from there. Copious amounts of free alcohol will do that to you.
And while copious amounts of free booze doesn’t do wonders for the memory, it does help you perform Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door while on stage in front of hundreds of people. John Daly is proof.
We didn’t exactly shoot a ton of photos while out, but we’ll fix that next time. Maybe. What happens in John Daly’s presence should maybe stay in John Daly’s presence.
While the limelight is mainly focused on this fantastic new partnership, a little of it needs to be on our Vice President of Licensing and Business Development, Ben Weaver. Without his prowess and guidance, this entire thing would not have been possible
And also to our absolute wiz of a Marketing Strategist, Andrett Urias. She’s as talented as she is wonderful, and was paramount in keeping the entire chaotic shitshow on the rails. THANK YOU BOTH!
Oh, and to our brand new VP of Marketing, Marc Basaldella. He had a horrible time, as you can tell.
Make sure to sign up for the John Daily VIP list HERE! You’ll thank us.
Nothing important here, it just seemed appropriate to end this announcement with a butt.
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