“If you have ever seen the Disney movie UP. The dogs when that say “SQUIRREL” that’s pretty similar.”
“Nothing. Absolutely. Nothing. All the oxygenated blood goes down to my penis and for a few moments, I am temporarily brain dead. Just looking at the word boob can cause bran damage to m”
“They’re kinda like cat pictures but for a different part of the brain. Like I’ve seen 100,000 cat pictures but I will always pause to look and smile at another one because it makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.”
“Trick question. The answer is nothing. Boobs are mind erasers. Every woman knows the best way to shut a man up is to show him her boobs.”
“Serotonin, dopamine, and endorphins, mostly. It’s like a message directly from the gods to your brain-stem that the world is a good and beautiful place after all.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user ChivetteRosa (+100 Points) “Just sheer hypnosis. A “tv static” of numbness and attraction.”
“There’s gonna be so many women reading this thinking every guy reacts like a wild dog seeing boobs.”
“It’s like seeing a sunset, you can see them every day and they will be no less beautiful.”
“I refer you to the song “Because Boobs” by Psychostick”
““Once you’ve seen one set of titties… you wanna see the rest of them” Ron White.”
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“I realize I need to cut down on the snacks.”
“It’s a boob.”
“Depends on the context. If it’s my wife’s boob, woohoo, happy fun time is probably imminent, and even if it’s not it gives me something to think about till next time. If it’s a random boob that’s being flashed for fun, well then it’s just plain rude to not take a moment to appreciate it. If it’s a boob that’s out for utilitarian purposes, then it would be just plain rude/creepy for me to look so I divert my attention elsewhere.”
Submitted by iCHIVE user Naked_Mechanic69 (+100 Points) “They’re different once you see your child being nourished by them. Then again, I’ve always been an ass guy.”
“You know how when you grab a woman’s breast, it feels like, a bag of sand…”
“I need to give squish.”
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