Ocado’s dumping Waitrose for M&S sparking panic in the shires. But which is best?

They’re wailing into their quails’ eggs, choking over their ciabattas and weeping bitter tears onto the wagyu beef. Ocado, the deity of Middle England, has jumped ship. For millions, it is more than just an online delivery service — it’s a way of life. How could it?

For the past 19 years, it has been in a perfect partnership with Waitrose. But, in a dramatic shake-up, all that is about to change.

This week, Marks & Spencer — Waitrose’s main High Street rival — bought a 50 per cent share in Ocado. The £1.5 billion deal means that, from September next year, the delivery giant will ditch Waitrose products in favour of M&S food and drink.

So just how do M&S staples stack up against Waitrose own-brand produce? From truffles to pepperoni pizzas, we put the two high-end outlets head-to-head in the ultimate taste test

So just how do M&S staples stack up against Waitrose own-brand produce? From truffles to pepperoni pizzas, we put the two high-end outlets head-to-head in the ultimate taste test

So just how do M&S staples stack up against Waitrose own-brand produce? From truffles to pepperoni pizzas, we put the two high-end outlets head-to-head in the ultimate taste test

While M&S chief executive Steve Rowe claims Ocado customers will benefit, as M&S products are cheaper than their Waitrose equivalents, well-heeled shoppers aren’t so sure, branding it a ‘shame’ and a ‘crisis’. ‘My mum’s in tears,’ wrote one online commenter. ‘She’s absolutely devastated.’ Luckily, loyal Waitrose customers will still be able to order from waitrose.com.

So just how do M&S staples stack up against Waitrose own-brand produce? From truffles to pepperoni pizzas, we put the two high-end outlets head-to-head in the ultimate taste test…

ROAST CHICKEN 

You can cook Waitrose's chicken in a bag which means there's no mess and juices are locked in

You can cook Waitrose's chicken in a bag which means there's no mess and juices are locked in

You can cook Waitrose’s chicken in a bag which means there’s no mess and juices are locked in

Waitrose — Whole British chicken with ras el hanout marinade (1.5kg) 

PRICE: £6

TASTE: Succulent and tender, with a hint of spice, this is delicious — and roasts in just 80 minutes. You can cook it in the bag, so there’s no mess and the juices are locked in.

M&S — Whole British chicken with sweet and sticky marinade (1.55kg)

PRICE: £6.98

TASTE: The chicken is sweet and caramelised on the outside, but — in the 98 minutes recommended on the packaging — the meat inside has dried out. Drenched in gravy, it’s just about palatable.

Winner: Waitrose, by a mile. Its chicken is cheaper, less calorific and tastes better.

 

PORK SAUSAGES

M&S sausages shrivel up when grilled, but they're still a generous size and made of 77%  pork

M&S sausages shrivel up when grilled, but they're still a generous size and made of 77%  pork

M&S sausages shrivel up when grilled, but they’re still a generous size and made of 77%  pork

Waitrose — 6 sweet and succulent sausages with caramelised red onion confit (400g)

PRICE: £3.29

TASTE: The sausages are fat, juicy and full of confit chunks… or is it gristle? They taste sweeter than I expected, and the onion almost overpowers the 80 per cent pork.

M&S — 6 caramelised onion sausages (400g)

PRICE: £3

TASTE: These shrivel up when grilled, but they’re still generous-sized sausages, made with 77 per cent pork, onion and plenty of seasoning. Far better than your average supermarket banger.

Winner: M&S. You get more meat for your money. Flavour-wise they’re hard to tell apart.

 

CHICKEN KIEVS

Waitrose chicken kievs are hefty and stuffed full of garlicky butter. The breadcrumbs are made from individually baked loaves

Waitrose chicken kievs are hefty and stuffed full of garlicky butter. The breadcrumbs are made from individually baked loaves

Waitrose chicken kievs are hefty and stuffed full of garlicky butter. The breadcrumbs are made from individually baked loaves

Waitrose — 2 British breast fillets with garlic and parsley butter (320g)

PRICE: £3.90

TASTE: These are hefty, stuffed full of garlicky butter. The breadcrumbs — made from individually baked loaves, which seems unnecessary — are crisp and the meat is juicy.

M&S — 2 Gastropub kievs with Cornish butter and wild garlic centre (450g)

PRICE: £7

TASTE: The creme de la creme of kievs, these are made with chicken breasts on the bone, which seems a real waste of breadcrumbs. They could be a little more generous with the garlic butter inside.

Winner: Waitrose. It’s smaller than the M&S version but nearly half the price and just as tasty.

 

PEPPERONI PIZZA

Smaller than it appears on the outside of the box, Waitrose's pepperoni pizza is pretty average

Smaller than it appears on the outside of the box, Waitrose's pepperoni pizza is pretty average

Smaller than it appears on the outside of the box, Waitrose’s pepperoni pizza is pretty average

Waitrose — Stonebaked and hand-stretched (385g)

PRICE: £4.50

TASTE: Smaller than it appears on the outside of the box, this is a pretty average pizza. The sprinkling of parsley on top is a nice touch, but the meat itself tastes bland and processed.

M&S — ‘The American’ hand-stretched and stonebaked (440g)

PRICE: £4

TASTE: The base is thin and crisp, the toppings are generous and the pepperoni is spicy. The cheese is spread right to the edges, too.

Winner: M&S. It’s cheaper, bigger and tastes like an authentic Italian pizza.

 

CRISPS

Waitrose win: They're better value and taste more like posh nibbles than mass-produced snacks

Waitrose win: They're better value and taste more like posh nibbles than mass-produced snacks

Waitrose win: They’re better value and taste more like posh nibbles than mass-produced snacks

Waitrose — Essential salted tortilla chips (200g)

PRICE: 95p

TASTE: There’s a generous portion of crisps in the bag, and they’re not too greasy. In fact, they’re incredibly moreish — before I know it, I’ve scoffed the lot.

M&S — Lightly salted tortilla chips (175g)

PRICE: £1

TASTE: This is a smaller serving, and to my disappointment lots of the crisps in the bag are crushed. They are saltier than the others, and after a few mouthfuls I’m craving a drink.

Winner: Waitrose. Not only are they better value, but they taste more like posh nibbles than mass-produced snacks.

 

ROAST MEAL FOR ONE

For a roast dinner that's ready in 20 minutes the Waitrose meal is hard to beat. The M&S portion is significantly smaller

For a roast dinner that's ready in 20 minutes the Waitrose meal is hard to beat. The M&S portion is significantly smaller

For a roast dinner that’s ready in 20 minutes the Waitrose meal is hard to beat. The M&S portion is significantly smaller

Waitrose — Classic beef dinner (390g)

PRICE: £4.50

TASTE: For a roast dinner that’s ready in 20 minutes, this is hard to beat. The meat is succulent, the potatoes are golden and fluffy, and there’s even a Yorkshire pudding.

M&S — Roast beef mini-meal (250g)

PRICE: £2.70

TASTE: This takes 20 minutes to cook in the oven, or just three minutes in the microwave. But the portion is significantly smaller than the Waitrose offering, and it tastes like a bad school dinner.

Winner: Waitrose. You get what you pay for — the M&S meal is soggy and bland.

 

VEGETARIAN

From M&S' new 'Plant Kitchen' range their lasagne is tasty, indulgent and healthy

From M&S' new 'Plant Kitchen' range their lasagne is tasty, indulgent and healthy

From M&S’ new ‘Plant Kitchen’ range their lasagne is tasty, indulgent and healthy

Waitrose — Italian roasted vegetable lasagne (400g)

PRICE: £2.75

TASTE: Made from spinach pasta, vegetables, tomato and a creamy cheese sauce, this is a good lasagne. However, it could do with more seasoning. It also comes in a recyclable tray.

M&S — Plant Kitchen lasagne (400g)

PRICE: £3.20

TASTE: This is from M&S’s new ‘Plant Kitchen’ range, meaning it’s suitable for vegans, too, with soya bechamel. It is tasty, indulgent and healthy.

Winner: M&S — its veggie and vegan dishes are generally top-notch. The lasagne is flavourful and comes out of the oven golden on top.

 

BURGERS

Unveiled last year, the Best Ever burger contains prime beef and a hint of bone marrow

Unveiled last year, the Best Ever burger contains prime beef and a hint of bone marrow

Unveiled last year, the Best Ever burger contains prime beef and a hint of bone marrow

Waitrose — 30-day dry-aged hand-pressed beef burgers (340g)

PRICE: £4.99

TASTE: Plump, juicy and made from finely marbled Hereford beef, these are melt-in-the-mouth. When grilled, however, I’m shocked by the amount of fat that drips out.

M&S — Best Ever beef burger (340g)

PRICE: £4.25

TASTE: Unveiled last year, the Best Ever burger contains prime beef and a hint of bone marrow, which gives it a game-like flavour. The calories are hefty, but worthwhile.

Winner: M&S. Decadent, delicious and cheaper than Waitrose’s poshest patties.

 

INDIAN

There's more of a kick to the M&S chicken tikka masala. It's full of chunky chicken and tomato

There's more of a kick to the M&S chicken tikka masala. It's full of chunky chicken and tomato

There’s more of a kick to the M&S chicken tikka masala. It’s full of chunky chicken and tomato

Waitrose — Indian chicken tikka masala (350g)

PRICE: £3.99

TASTE: Billed as ‘marinated chargrilled chicken in a tandoori-spiced cream and tomato sauce’, this Indian classic sounds mouth-watering. The reality is a let-down: insipid sauce and barely any meat.

M&S — Chicken tikka masala (400g)

PRICE: £4

TASTE: There’s more kick to this, which is full of chunky chicken and tomato. It’s also less fatty, so I don’t feel guilty tucking in.

Winner: M&S. So good it could have come from my favourite local Indian takeaway.

 

CHINESE

The Waitrose meal is not as 'rich' or 'intense' as I hoped. There is plenty of beef, peppers, water chestnuts and spring onions

The Waitrose meal is not as 'rich' or 'intense' as I hoped. There is plenty of beef, peppers, water chestnuts and spring onions

The Waitrose meal is not as ‘rich’ or ‘intense’ as I hoped. There is plenty of beef, peppers, water chestnuts and spring onions

Waitrose — Rich and intense beef in black bean sauce (350g)

PRICE: £3.99

TASTE: This looks appetising, but it’s not as ‘rich’ or ‘intense’ as I hoped. There is plenty of beef, peppers, water chestnuts and spring onions.

M&S — Wok-fried beef and black bean sauce (350g)

PRICE: £4.50

TASTE: At the higher price point, and with all the extra calories, I was hoping for a decadent dinner. But the sauce is cloying, and the slices of beef are pitifully thin.

Winner: Waitrose, by a whisker. Both are pricey options, and neither lives up to expectations.

 

APPLE PIE

Waitrose's is made with whole apples, blackberries and apple puree. It's packed full of fruit, but is also very sweet

Waitrose's is made with whole apples, blackberries and apple puree. It's packed full of fruit, but is also very sweet

Waitrose’s is made with whole apples, blackberries and apple puree. It’s packed full of fruit, but is also very sweet

Waitrose — Apple and blackberry lattice (545g)

PRICE: £3.25

TASTE: Made with whole apples, blackberries and apple puree, this is packed full of fruit, but it’s also very sweet. Even the pastry lattice is dusted with demerara sugar.

M&S — Bramley apple pie (485g)

PRICE: £3

TASTE: A deeper pie, filled with tart apple, this has a homemade feel to it — and I’m sure I could pass it off as my own. The pastry puffs up beautifully in the oven.

Winner: M&S, which just pips Waitrose on price, and triumphs in taste and appearance.

 

BIRTHDAY CAKE

M&S' is much denser and more artificial-tasting than the Waitrose birthday cake

M&S' is much denser and more artificial-tasting than the Waitrose birthday cake

M&S’ is much denser and more artificial-tasting than the Waitrose birthday cake

Waitrose — Sponge for ten, hand-decorated with raspberry jam and buttercream filling (630g)

PRICE: £7

TASTE: The sponge is fluffy, and the icing melts in the mouth. It is packed with jam and cream, which squidges out of each slice.

M&S — Star sponge for eight, with raspberry jam and buttercream (630g)

PRICE: £6.75

TASTE: Much denser and more artificial-tasting, this would never pass muster on Bake Off. There’s barely any filling and the icing comes away at the sides.

Winner: Waitrose. Neither cake is cheap, but for a special occasion there’s a clear winner. 

 

DELUXE TREATS 

Waitrose's chocolates are softer than expected and more like chunks of chocolate than truffles

Waitrose's chocolates are softer than expected and more like chunks of chocolate than truffles

Waitrose’s chocolates are softer than expected and more like chunks of chocolate than truffles

Waitrose — Belgian milk chocolate truffles (150g)

PRICE: £4

TASTE: Softer than expected, these are more like chunks of chocolate than truffles. There’s a generous coating of flakes over each one.

M&S — Belgian flaked truffles (200g)

PRICE: £4

TASTE: These look identical to the Waitrose chocolates, but are chewier and slightly bigger. You also get 16 in a box, rather than 12.

Winner: M&S, which wins on quantity alone.

 

AND THE OVERALL WINNER IS… M&S

Triumphing in nine out of 16 categories (including most of the alcohol ones above), it looks like M&S is a worthy replacement.

Long-serving Ocado customers have nothing to fear. For the most part, they’ll save on shopping bills — and end up with tastier food. 

…and who’s the best for booze? 

 FIZZ

Smooth and easy to drink, there¿s little to dislike about this prosecco from Waitrose¿s upmarket Blueprint range

Smooth and easy to drink, there¿s little to dislike about this prosecco from Waitrose¿s upmarket Blueprint range

Smooth and easy to drink, there’s little to dislike about this prosecco from Waitrose’s upmarket Blueprint range

Waitrose — Blueprint prosecco DOC (11 per cent vol)

PRICE: £7.89

TASTE: Smooth and easy to drink, there’s little to dislike about this prosecco from Waitrose’s upmarket Blueprint range. It’s meant to taste of wisteria and apples, but is a little too sweet for me.

M&S — Prosecco DOC extra dry (11 per cent vol)

PRICE: £8

TASTE: This prosecco is dry, fruity and fresh. At just £8 a bottle, it’s very drinkable, and leaves me feeling refreshed rather than light-headed.

Winner: M&S. It’s the perfect fizz to mark a celebration.

WHITE WINE

I¿m not a huge chardonnay fan but this Waitrose Californian chardonnay wins me over

I¿m not a huge chardonnay fan but this Waitrose Californian chardonnay wins me over

I’m not a huge chardonnay fan but this Waitrose Californian chardonnay wins me over

Waitrose — Californian chardonnay 2017 (13.5 per cent vol)

PRICE: £6.79

TASTE: I’m not a huge chardonnay fan but this wins me over. It tastes like tropical fruit — and is about as refined as you’ll get from a supermarket plonk.

M&S — Californian Colombard chardonnay 2017 (12 per cent vol)

PRICE: £5.25

TASTE: Despite the fancy bottle, this tastes more like Jacob’s Creek than a sophisticated chardonnay. It’s a little too dry and vanilla-like for me, and doesn’t pack much alcohol per volume.

Winner: Waitrose. It’s worth paying extra for a wine so surprisingly good.

RED WINE

Winner: M&S. A classy supermarket wine for just over a fiver

Winner: M&S. A classy supermarket wine for just over a fiver

Winner: M&S. A classy supermarket wine for just over a fiver

Waitrose — Soft and juicy Chilean (12.5 per cent vol)

PRICE: £4.99

TASTE: This is meant to be ‘mellow’ and ‘chocolatey’, but from the first sip mine tastes bland and lifeless. The bottle makes it look cheaper than it is, too.

M&S — Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon 2018

PRICE: £5.25

TASTE: There’s far more body to this M&S red, which tastes great with a big bowl of pasta. It’s smooth, fruity, and dangerously easy to drink.

Winner: M&S. A classy supermarket wine for just over a fiver. 

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