Parents share the most absurd things they spotted on their kid’s social media
Kids are up to some seriously strange stuff according to what their folks are finding on their social media channels. Then again, my parents would not likely be too proud of the weird and NSFW crap I looked up as a young lad myself, so…I can’t pile on too much.
Not technically a parent but an older sister, so my little brother when he was around 7ish had a search history of naked women and such. And when my mother found out and confronted him he cried and was saying he just wanted to be like Jack from the titanic by drawing naked women and he had a few pages of his attempted drawings.swordswench
Was at my friend’s place around the age of 10-12 when my parent called me home randomly. I run in the front door and both my parents are sitting in the living room and immediately ask me to spell the word ‘sex’ I do and then they tell me to send my brother over.
Brother runs over, he’d be around 9-10, and doesn’t come back. Turns out he searched for ‘girls having sex’ but spelled it ‘six’.
I found my stepdaughter’s musical.ly account. She had a bunch of poor attempts at sexy belly dancing to various Evanescence songs._flam_ingo
9 year old son’s Google history: “Do girls in England poo blood for a month?”
Not my kid but on Halloween I saw a post on my 17 year old cousin’s snapchat that was a selfie captioned, (verbatim) “Any girls tryna come over here and suck on this spooky dick and get festive with some pumpkin spice lattes” I immediately facepalmed then laughed my ass off for a solid 15 minutes.leibinz110
This was probably the early 2000s. Me and my buddy were off school for the summer and he would hang out my house. Occasionally we’d look at porn on the family computer. One day my dad comes home from work and comes downstairs and says “Hey! You guys missed the bus!” I’m like “uuuhhh… it’s summer. There’s no school”. My dad responds “the bang bus”. Mother of god… we forgot to close the fucking browser.Sega32X
Not a parent but One time my mom made me really mad and my dad had to talk to me about how I googled ‘how to kill my mom’ and why it’s wrong to think killing someone will get me ps2 gamesAnonymous
When he was 8 or nine – a google search for “Star Wars Virginias.”HereHaveAName
Not me, but a friend of mine. One night, they heard really loud farting noises, but they ignored it because they thought maybe someone was just having a strangely loud bowel movement. The next morning as they go on the computer, they see that their daughter was looking up girls sh*tting in each other’s mouths. They had to talk to their daughter about this, and that’s how they figured out their daughter was lesbian and had a weird poo fetish.savageduck69
When my twins were young, elementary school, they were looking up the Simpsons and accidentally came across cartoon Simpson’s pornography. The computer was in the living room so I heard them giggling and turned to see two guilty little faces. So hard not to laugh and so disturbing! What a conversation… The sight of Milhouse and Lisa is forever burned into my retinas.pywhacket
When I was 9 or 10 my buddy and I were on the family computer doing whatever 9 or 10 year olds do. My friend told me to go to “prettygirls.com” (innocent enough) – except it directed us to a porn site called “teenfuckinglive” and we immediately panicked and closed to browser. My mom really chewed us out when she found it. I tried to tell her we were just looking for pretty girls but she wasn’t having it. It was a long few weeks of computer-less punishment.born2stab
That my 12 year old son searched for “pro study tips“. No joke. My son. Trying to study harder. Never a million years and lives would I have expected this.AlexInNapa
That my son is an urban explorer. He’s 14 and I saw some video of him and his friends sneaking into an old air force base and climbing to the top of an air hangar.maininglucio
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