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“I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.” -Chuck Palahniuk
There are few things in this world that are as mind-melting as a good ol’ fashion orgasm. From the moment that you first discover this magical bodily function until the day you’re far too old to experience one (a sad day, indeed) orgasms are little highlights of our lives. Okay, maybe that’s a bit dramatic, but still, who here has ever hated an orgasm? Here for you now are stories of the BEST orgasms that people have ever experienced.
“I had the most enthusiastic blowjob on a staircase. I nearly fell over from the suction follow through when it hit. I leaned over her and accidentally triggered an alarm to prevent roof access to the building. My heartbeat raced, my entire body pulsating, and she swallowed it all whole. Still haven’t topped that stimulation. I’ve had definitely better sex and blowjobs than that particular partner but there was something about the scenario and alarm that can’t be matched in the privacy of a bedroom.”
“I dated this one girl who had a condition where her hands would sweat all the time for no reason. Her hand jobs felt better than any vagina I’ve ever been in, and she’d swallow to finish so it was GREAT!”
Deimos – Vibrating Cock Ring
If you want an orgasm like that, meet the c-ring that will make both you and your partner melt into a puddle of orgasmic pleasure. Trust us when we say that this toy will take your sex game up to 100 in an instant. Two powerful motors, remote control capabilities, super soft silicone, and a SNUG + COMFORTABLE fit- all yours at a wicked discounted price.
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“Prostate orgasm by doing kegels. I was decently drunk at the time and I started getting the spins just from how intense it was.”
“My most intense orgasm was when the guy stopped in the middle of sex, put my legs over his shoulders and kept going full speed. I had never tried that position before and when he did it, it was like he unleashed my vaginas full potential, it was so deep. I came so hard my vision went black for a second.”
Neptune 2 – Prostate Massager
If you’re looking for that prostate orgasm, then look no further. Designed to reach the prostate with ease and comfort, Neptune 2 allows you to choose between seven high-performing vibration modes and three intensity levels- perfect for both beginners and experienced connoisseurs of prostate play. Neptune 2 is wireless, fully submergible, and comes with a remote control, allowing for you OR your partner to send waves of pleasure at the press of a button.
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“My husband tied me up and edged me with a magic wand vibrator for ages. When he finally let me come I nearly broke the restraints.”
“First time ever busted a nut. I was damn near hallucinating seeing dancing brooms from that magic Mickey cartoon.”
Canna – Wand Vibrator
You heard it from the story on the previous picture, a wand vibrator can spice things up! This compact and powerful vibrating wand comes with the ability to swap between 3 INCREDIBLE detachable heads. Choose between seven high-performing vibration modes and seven intensity levels for your every mood. This wand is as close to magic as you can get- and you / your partner will absolutely love it.
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“I once edged all day and erupted with the power of 1000 suns. This was during a storm and at the moment I came, I heard thunder crash around me. I had angered the gods.”
“Finally got the balls (not literally) to live out my bondage/dominance fantasy with my FWB. Had him tied up and gagged and was riding him, and everything was just… perfect. The visuals, him desperately trying not to come since I told him so, the noises he made, and him inside me and moving against me. And so I had my very first leg-shaking as well as my longest orgasm ever. Tried walking to the bathroom shortly after, couldn’t stand up and had to lie down for a good 10 minutes before making another attempt.”
Limited Edition Fascination Set
Breaking out the bondage or fascination set is only going to make things better. This package is the gift that keeps on giving, and it does so with a mask, whip, cuffs, and travel bag. Crafted with premium vegan leather and gold-toned hardware, this stunning set is the perfect package for those who are wanting to experience pleasure in a completely different way. It’s not just your bedroom, it’s your personal pleasure palace, and this kit proves it.
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“Experimented with a Hitachi and a make shift harness (something I saw in a saucy video). Hit so hard I couldn’t move to turn the damn thing off so I was stuck on max until it was over which took a good minute. 10/10 have not been able to recreate since.”
Dia – Vibrating Butt Plug
The vibrating butt plug can do the same thing for you–seriously, you have to try it. And you’ve never met a butt plug like this. Dia sends waves of pleasure into your body with a powerful vibrating motor that can be controlled by you or your partner. With a wide adorned base for safe removal, this toy is perfect for both beginners and experienced anal toy aficionados.
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“I got really drunk at the wrap party for a film I’d worked on and started flirting with the guy I had a crush on throughout shooting. We ended up back at my place, he literally ripped my bra off, and totally dominated me. I’d never done anything like that before, and maybe it was a little off for him to just go for it without asking me, but I’ve never c*m so much in my life. Usually I have to try so hard, even when the sex is good, and this was just one after the other.”
Santal – Massage Oil Candle
If you really want to rock a girl’s world, then you should bring in an X-factor to the bedroom. The Santal is that X-factor. It’s is a candle that not only fills the room with an incredible scent but also melts into a massage oil that you can use to please your partner with your hands. This oil will seductively nourish your skin and it has scents such as smokey leather, sandalwood, lemon and cardamom, this 2-for-1 product is the perfect thing to set the tone for what is sure to be an incredible night.
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“I had one that lasted for about 2 minutes straight. I was thrashing around, moaning like I was possessed.”
“I was coming down with the flu. i showered and when i came out i had extreme chills and didnt know i was running a fever. All i had was a towel on so of course my gf wanted to have sex. we start going at it, im sick as fuck but hey i gotta get my nut. When i bust a nut it was the craziest full body orgasm of my life, i literally felt like my bones were breaking, and my spinal cord was going to eject out of my penis into her vagina, i thought i was going to die but in a good way.”
“Tied to the bed and my boyfriend using a vibrator on me a vibrator. After the first orgasm, which was maybe an 8/10, he refused to take the vibrator off me, despite my pleading. I SCREAMED for like 10 straight minutes, through a few orgasms. I could not f-cking contain myself. I screamed so loudly for so long that my throat was raw. 20/10 but not recommended for
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