Anyone who has ever been to a strip club knows that they can be an interesting place. Whether it is a high priced club or a dingy local joint, there is no loss for crazy stories and occurrences.
Worked in a couple of higher end strip joints many, many years ago.
One of the problems we had was dancers bringing boyfriends in. Most knew it was best to keep them out. But every once in a while one would get a new guy that would want to see what she was doing. Usually they would get a few drinks in them and it would go bad. Either they would fight with their girlfriend, or they would get pissed at a customer getting flirty and get into a fight. Or a mix of both. A night where a dancer would bring her BF up to meet me, it added an extra stress layer to the evening.
I’ve worked security in strip clubs for years. When the girl tells you, “My name is Sarah, but they call me Candy here,” she’s just giving you two stage names to make you feel like she likes you enough to tell you her real name.
Nothing other than the knowledge that a man walked up and came on the floor next to me once.
Not dj but bouncer. On a few occasions I had to… check if the tampon string was showing before the girl would go do her set
Watching a stripper insert a butt plug because she had diarrhea and she was up next.
“Guys think we come back to the dressing room and talk about how much we want to fuck them. I’d rather stick a pineapple up my ass.”
Stripper here. One of my favorite DJs of all time was at a very high end gentleman’s club in west palm. He was always VERY friendly, and always in a great mood. His name was Jimmy. Once a floor guy told me to watch his moods, and to try to notice the difference of when he was drinking his 5 hour energy shots. It turns out that inside the bottles was not 5 hour energy, but it was in fact his own mix of some kind of liquid and GHB. Yes, he would roofie himself. (But only enough to have a good time?) everyone called it his Jimmy Juice.
Not a dj, but I am a stripper and when I first started working, the club that hired me had me make a list of female names since all their dancers had stage names. Well, the names I had were all taken since over 800 girls work at that club. One of the managers at the club told me that I had better pick my own name, bc if they picked, “you might not like what you get”. Then he told me a story about a girl who couldn’t decide a name and someone had suggested Abreeva (the cold sore medication) and this poor girl used Abreeva as her stage name for like two months before one of her customers told her what it was.
Some girls work as waitresses and shooter girls because they want to make the money but they don’t want to take off their clothes so management makes them watch the dancers count their money at the end of the night to help nudge them along to the dark side.
Former strip club DJ here.
Almost always if you buy a stripper a drink, she asks for vodka and soda and the bartender pours from a special vodka bottle that’s just water, and then the dancer and/or bartender pockets the money.
I never really wanna hear Pony by Ginuwine ever again.
Sometimes the best nachos in the city are at the rippers.
My old boss was a strip club DJ in college. He said the number of dancers who hit on him so he would give them preferential treatment (shorter songs for lapdances, hype the audience for them, make their rival dancers bomb) ultimately lead him to quit.
This one particular girl, tiny little thing, like 4’10” or so had asked for Dragula while she was on stage, and I knew when she was talking to me that the was seriously fucked up. To the point where cute doesn’t matter any more, so fucked up. Little did I know…
So Rob Zombie’s thumping away, and she’s on the little catwalk, fully nude by now, with a few guys on each side. She’s bent over one, trying to pick up a dollar in her teeth while the guy behind her is getting the full view. Suddenly she grabs out and barely catches the pole as she starts retching all over the dude with the dollar. As he was pretty much directly underneather her head at the time, he did not escape at all. He looked like someone had dumped a bucket of sick on his head.
Which was still better than the guys behind the girl.
About half a second after she starts puking, the other end erupts. She was Mt Vesuvious spraying diarrhea all over the place. Reverse fingercuffs, projectile style. She even got some all the way up to the front of the DJ booth. She nailed 3 customers and 2 security guys without even looking.
Traveling stripper who used to be a porn actress came to the club and did a show. Before her final act a huge champagne glass looking thing was brought up on stage and filled with water. Her final act starts with her being in this this and moving to the music. Not only was this a strip bar it was also a totally nude one! So music is going I’m talking getting everyone hyped up when she lifts her hip up and squirts water out of her vagina. This girl was shootings streams of water about 6 feet out then I see guys going over and getting closer so they would be shot in the face with this vaginal spew. People are disgusting.
Watched a fella get bounced for trying to jam his pinky up a stripper’s ass.
The “dj voice” is because we are bored as fuck and need something interesting to do. The job is boring but pays well with tips from the girls. In 2 nights of working I can make an entire weeks worth of 40hours at a 9 to 5.
However, dealing with drunk women that come visit that want to request getting on stage and want this song and this time this way is fucking enough!!! Not your club, not your music and not your choice.
Not a DJ but here’s my best DJ strip club story:
When we were 17 we used to go to the one strip club in SF that didn’t card at the door. One night we were sitting there when a group of cops walked in. We immediately thought it was a raid and we were going to get arrested. Nope. They were followed by 2 EMTs who went straight to the back room. 5 minutes later they came out with a man on a stretcher who definitely looked dead. Head lolled to the side, oxygen mask on, clearly just had a heart attack or something. Everyone in the club is completely silent, music is off, no dancers on stage as we watch this man get wheeled out who just died in the worst way possible. We’re sitting there looking at our feet when the DJ comes onto the mic, says “That’s right, the lap dances are THAT good” and drops the music.
One hard and fast rule: The dancer does not like you. They are there to get paid. Just like a bartender who flirts with the customers or a waitress who won’t wear her wedding ring.
I’ve seen so many people fall into that trap and lose their god damn minds. Just go into it respecting the work, pay for what you want and leave it at the door.
What are your favorite or most terrifying strip club stories? You know we want to hear about them!
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