The sheer number of real cults in the world that are based on outlandish ideas is pretty staggering (you’d be shocked how many are literally based on anime, that’s not even a joke), so it’s no surprise that the crime comedy series No Activity has set its sights on taking down a cult in its fourth season, streaming now on Paramount+.
We thought we’d let our audience in on the fun and asked y’all on our
Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook pages what cults you’d start:
Dude, it’s the Most Excellent Church of Bill and Ted. Be excellent to each other!
But we’re getting a fleet of ships. LRH was on to something there.
The neighborhood aka the cult of Mr. Rogers. The core belief is that if you constantly do good things for your neighbors so you can make to the land of make believe when you die
CHURCH OF BACON
People that don’t put pineapples on pizza
Followers of the Corg. All members must own at least 4 corgis and treat them as all supreme.
Cult of Tom Hardy. Males are allowed. Women would be priestesses. We would ceremonially watch Tom Hardy movies.
Jeep owners. If I have to explain it, you can’t join.
The cult of cheese. Praise the Parmesan. Bless the Brie. Stand up for the Stilton. Crane your necks for the Camembert. Chase your dreams for the Cheddar. Question the Nacho
The Church of Broken Lizard
My boss already started a church in my name. Somehow the main goal of the church is to obtain a fishing boat. Let’s just say he has quite the imagination.
“Cult of nuking anyone that drives in the left lane and isn’t actively passing another vehicle.”
I would start a sleeping cult where we sleep 12 hours a day and graze on chips, guac and salsa the rest of the 12 hours.
Via Facebook 1st person: “Tell me about this new religion of yours…”
2nd person: (shows picture of the leader)
1st person: “I’m in!”
We wanted to turn our retro-arcade into the Church of Q*Bert to get all the benefits and protections of a church…
I started one, we all dress in tuxedos and crocs on our feet. My master plan is for everyone to have a huge dinner party in a swamp and be mauled by crocodiles 🐊
The Church of the Mighty Zeppelin. Everyone is allowed to join.
If you have a cult on your hands, call Special Agent Nick Cullen (Patrick Brammall). On the fourth (and animated!) season of No Activity, Cullen is investigating an emerging cult, hoping to make a name for himself.
With a jaw-dropping cast of guest stars (Kevin Bacon, Elle Fanning, Will Forte, Joe Keery, Jason Mantzoukas, Bob Odenkirk, Amy Sedaris, Samara Weaving, just to name a few) and a new animation style (but with the same wackiness you know from the last three seasons), get ready to observe and report
New season streaming on Paramount+!
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