There’s one thing that maintenance workers, electricians and salespeople all have in common and it’s the fact that they’re forced to enter other people’s homes. With that being said, many of them have witnessed some truly disturbing sights that can’t be unseen.
These employees shared the most
outlandish things that they’ve ever seen while inside of a stranger’s domicile. It’s proof that you never really know what lies behind closed doors….
I was on a ride along with a fire department. We responded to a “smell of smoke” in an apartment building. We found the apartment fast enough because the fire alarm was going off inside.
We walk in to find this guy naked as the day he was born passed out on the floor in front of the tv with porn on way louder than it should be and the remnants of a pizza in the oven.
I do property maintenance. One guy has been having problems with his heater recently.
The breakers are in the closet on the wall. I’ve gone in a few times and noticed this huge stack covered by a big blue blanket. The other day I got curious and took a peek. It was a huge collection of Playboy magazines. It wasn’t just one stack either, there were two stacks. I’m basically 6′ tall, these came up to my chin.
My dad does electrical and HVAC work. Went with him to install new kitchen appliances. Door opened, tenant was shooting a porn in his bedroom.
Me being the 18 year old could not hide my excitement. My dad told the guy we could not do it with multiple people in the unit. Had to come back. This was almost 15 years ago and I still bring it up to this day.
This lady had 7 huge birds–parrots, etc. all without cages and sh*tting directly onto the floor. It only had the pad that goes under carpet and everything had seeped through. It was horrible.
She just got a German Shepherd puppy also and then proceeded to show me her machete collection. Had a dope ass classic air stream in the backyard tho.
DICKS! Dicks everywhere. Sculptures and artwork of dicks literally about a thousand, like a hoarder type situation. I was doing their cable and you really couldn’t avoid contact with a dick or two. It was dark in there from the skyscraper stacks of cocks blocking out the light.
On one occasion we were demolishing a kitchen for a remodel and found, sealed inside the wall, five empty beers and one full one.
In the bathroom. Thought I saw a giant pink dildo. Closer look revealed it was penis-shaped soap.
I worked as a maintenance man in Australia and have met some really interesting people.
One woman had not lights just candles and said the shadows are from the spirit world. Another time I was sent to fix front door handle, when I got there the door and frame was missing and the owner was burning it all in the front yard.
When I did pest control, I had a house I serviced where three strippers lived. They had poles all over the place and SO MUCH GLITTER EVERYWHERE.
Dude was refurbishing a light aircraft in his lounge. It was only the fuselage, the wings were outside. That’s certainly the weirdest.
Cleaning a huge condo for a wealthy book publisher, the owner felt that cats were sacred, so they had suspended walkways through the entire 6k sq ft condo for the two cats to walk on, so they could move through every room without having to touch the floor, additionally every 12 feet or so in each room.
They had a cat balcony the cats could sit on made out of real crystal, we weren’t allowed to touch them as they were valued at $10,000 apiece.
Service plumber here. At the house of an elderly lady (at least 75 yrs old) and there’s naked pictures of her on all the walls and several dildos all about. It was interesting.
I do construction sales so I’m in homes a lot. For me, it’s the sheer number of preppers that exist today. Walk into a suburban America basement and BAM. Two dozen buckets full of survival food. Or ammo stuffed into every alcove and rafter. It’s definitely not just the ones you expect.
Had my bachelorette party, my friends got my a blow up sex doll and put my fiance’s face on it. They then handcuffed it to me and put a bunch of fake tattoos on it.
After the party I threw it in my basement. Electrician came and saw it. I’m not sure if he wanted to laugh or if he thought I was a giant weirdo. Oh, and my husband was the one who was home who had to look him in the eyes.
Not exactly weird but cool. Knocked on the door and didn’t get a response. The door was unlocked so I let myself in to find a 90 yr old woman in her dressing gown head banging to Led Zeppelin.
Worked food delivery for almost ten years. Usually didn’t enter the house, but there were always exceptions. There was a brothel I delivered to once or twice a week, and the chick who answered the door had a cum spot on her cheek that she missed when cleaning up.
Weirdest “you’ve got something on your face” I ever said.
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