Each occupation affords unique opportunities. When it comes to working in another person’s home, well… those are opportunities get really unique.
Went into a woman’s house that had a lifesize replica/mannequin of herself mutilated & murdered.
Turns out, she’s a semi-pro actress. She’s been an extra in a dozen or so motion pictures. One of which was a B-level hack film. The special effects crew made a latex replica of her for a couple scenes in the movie & let her keep it afterwards.
From a foot away, you’d think it was a real mutilated corpse. Creepy, but I can’t blame her for wanting to keep it.
Vet tech here…..went to an at home euthanasia. The people were very wealthy. They had a huge abstract art painting in the living room (probably 12 feet by 4 feet) that said “I like putting my dick in anuses.”
Not too shocking, but, just enough information where anyone in their living room might feel a little bit uncomfortable. Heh heh.
Just recently had a client who was fairly normal on the outside: clean cut, steady factory job, decent car, etc. Inside his house, the roof was rotted through, there were holes in the floor, dead rodents in the kitchen cupboards, etc.
The weirdest thing was that he kept talking about his “wife”, but it was abundantly clear that no one lives there with him.
Ex-geek squad. One house I went to was a retirement home. The guy had to be in his 80s? Had used condoms everywhere and women’s underwear on the floor. Had the biggest porn collection I’ve ever seen. Floor to ceiling bookshelf 12 feet long of just porn.
Note: good for this guy.
I (electrician) did a call where the family had a full-size (7-8’ long) pig, living in their house. Just chilling in a room right off the living room.
Another call where the older couple had VERY anatomically correct drawings of themselves on all of the walls. That was awkward.
A woman who built an aluminum foil tent over her bed so “they” couldn’t control her dreams or thoughts while she slept. I found out later that she been a member of the Branch Davidians.
I was at a house for a cable TV service call, customer wasn’t home so I called him. He said, “I will be home in five minutes, and don’t freak out, but I have a tiger on the truck”.
When he got there, he had a tiger in a cage on the back of his truck. I got to pet the thing, feed it a little, and then went on to see his venomous snake collection, his hand grenade collection, and his hot sauce collection.
Im a nanny and I went to a new job one morning and the little girl showed me what she got for her birthday and it was a windshield cover for a car
At least 30 bicycles in the living room and a wall of car radios in his bedroom. I quickly figured out what my client did for a living.
Oh wow… ummm, former EMT here checking in…
I’m gonna have to go with the man who collected/ hoarded led lights and toys.
Might not sound all that interesting but imagine walking into a house full of boxes and boxes of led light pens, light-up fidget balls, light-up cat toys, ya dig? I’m talking about an Edison wet dream.
Porn on tv, video camera pointed at leather couch. Young couple called an ambulance because she was having pain down there. That’s one of many memorable calls.
Delivered pizza to a house where I was greeted by a man and what I thought was a large dog.
Until it neighed at me and I realized it was one of those miniature horses.
I think this counts. When I was a delivery driver in college, I delivered like 8 xlarge pizzas to a sorority on campus. The girl who answered the door was completely naked, and the rest of her sorority sisters were standing way back, dying with laughter.
She quickly grabbed the pizzas, said “this is your tip”, and shut the door. Cue rapturous laughter from inside.
I didn’t mind one bit.
I’m a Realtor. Within the first month of getting my license, I showed a house that had stairs going to the basement made out of literal pieces of granite countertops, and bathroom floor tile on the wall beside the stairs.
Made for a very careful walk down those stairs.
Honestly big cat balls.
We went on a home visit to meet our new preschool student and their mom breeds those hairless cats. Nothing like having a pleasant conversation and you look to your left and see a big ole pair of cat balls in your face.
I laughed the whole way home.
A bottle of flavored lube on the kitchen counter. I even put my notebook down next to it and leaned right over it while talking to the homeowner. No reaction.
Elderly gentleman, very nice, and house wasn’t the worst. What was crazy was that in a back bedroom, in an upper corner, was a very large bee hive, active.
It extended through the home to the outside. He said when he first noticed it he simply shut the door and stopped using that room! Don’t think he was even getting honey as rent payments.
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