I want to stop the movie and smash my TV every time I watch a character walk into a bar and order “a beer”, and the bartender magically knows what brand. Try doing that at a real bar, you’ll just piss off the bartender.
People shared the stupid logic that movies follow that we’re all accustomed to accepting, and next movie you watch you’ll be stuck thinking of these.
if you are frumpy and ugly, just take off your glasses and let down your hair. Instant beauty queen.
Whenever someone is in a spacesuit there are always lights inside the helmet to illuminate the person’s face. This is, of course, so we know which character we’re looking at.
But in real life having lights inside your helmet shining on your face would greatly hinder your ability to see your surroundings. It’s like having the light on in your bedroom while trying to see outside in the dark.
Like 99% of car ‘jumps’ are phony, most cars would destroy the suspension or at least blow out the tires.
When the pressure in an engine becomes so high that the gauge itself breaks.
Classes in high school lasting only 5 minutes
Seriously, those Riverdale kids do anything but go to class.
In that scene where the good guy gets completely surrounded by bad guys with guns.
I understand the principle, but if those guys actually opened fire, they’d just end up shooting each other in the face. Fields of fire people!
People jumping through windows, breaking them and landing on the shards but not getting a scratch.
grand romantic gestures don’t convince someone whos on the fence about you that you’re worth it. just that you’re probably a nut case
“Did you want to go to dinner tomorrow?”
“Sure. I’ll see you then.”
SEE YOU WHEN?!?!?!?
knocking people out, in the movies it’s a quick smack to the noggin and that person is out cold for a few minutes/hours, in real life depending on how hard you hit someone they can be out for a second or 2, any longer and there will be significant brain damage. knocking them out for several hours… well they’re probably dead…
People in entry level positions having nice, spacious, roommate-free apartments in places like NYC.
Every window in Paris always overlooks the Eiffel Tower.
The gun that never runs out of bullets
Trying to convince a retired guy to do “one more job.”
When they show what is supposed to be a sloppy teenage rock band playing and yet everything is perfect. The drummer’s keeping excellent time. The vocals and background vocals are spot on. And the guitarist is nailing perfect bends and playing at Satriani levels.
Okay, so this isn’t the best image to use, but if I can use Scott Pilgrim I will.
“Okay, we need to hack into the Department of Defense mainframe. How long should that take?”
“You have thirty seconds”
hits three keys
Finding an easy parking spot next to the building you’re going to, usually out in front.
Cutting my own hair in a gas station bathroom while I’m on the run and when I leave it’s salon fabulous.
Stopping in the middle of a giant battle with people dying all around you to kiss a loved one, or hug or high five a fellow mate.
If someone in a movie starts coughing, they are about to die.
Giving birth to super clean babies that look several months old, and there’s no after-birth.
Police have to account for every bullet fired. Sheer amount of paperwork behind the scenes in most crime and police thriller movies would be unreal.
Turning on the news/radio at the most convenient time for the plot
forcefully punching someones chest after 3-5 failed rounds of CPR is the equivalent of chest paddles
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