Look, I think we’ve all whiffed at least one school presentation in our lives, but I sincerely hope that you never fucked up as badly as the stories that follow.
(And for the hell of it, there are a couple of school assembly stories in here, because if students can fail at presentations, schools should be able to as well.)
I was in 4th grade and a girl in my class did an oral report on Martin Luther King and how he was a hero for freeing the slaves ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
For 8th grade talent show, 2 girls sang the “Mr. Bledel” song (Mr. Bledel was a good looking, recently college graduated teacher) that basically was about how cute they thought he was. Even then, it was incredibly uncomfortable and I remember looking at the teachers face and he didn’t seem very amused.
The one where my school got ripped off by paying a guy who claimed to be on SpongeBob to come talk to us about drugs.
He did look kind of like Tom Kenny I guess.
In high school a student died in a car accident where she was driving. There was no record that stated she was distracted by her phone or anything, but the school decided to have an assembly shortly after talking about distracted driving and using her as an example. Telling the whole school she’d be alive if she was doing what she was supposed to.
In my high school “current events” class two freshman girls got a little lost in their research about ISIS. They somehow connected this terrorist group to the magic bullet theory used in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Me and the few other seniors were holding back laughter the entire presentation.
Was in a video/film making class in high school. One group of guys did a parody of those Gatorade commercials where the athletes sweat is colored like Gatorade but it was a sweaty guy jerking off. Apparently there was a Gatorade cumshot but the teacher just turned that shit off immediately before it got that far.
During nursing school a guy decided to use my little pony figures as props to a seminar room of about 100 people. He told the class that he would refer to himself as his pony name for the duration.. Don’t remember what it was.
Also, not that this is relevant but he wore a black leather trench coat and it was pretty hot in the room yet he never took it off… cringe.
not a presentation but during our school assemblies we often had student performers, which were usually musically inclined individuals or theater kids doing a scene/monologue. one kid decided to do a standup comedy routine. about a girl giving him a blowjob. so awkward and the principal had to interrupt him.
An Anti-Bullying campaign
They spent most of the presentation explaining different types and ways to bully/harass people
Bullying increased in school and everything got 10 times worse now that the students were more “educated” on the subject
In college, someone was doing a presentation on Nelson Mandela and kept referring to Africans as “African Americans”
My Sophomore year we had to make a presentation about any person that made an impact on the world that was inspirational.
Someone chose Hitler.
It was my sophomore year English class, this kid who was reading his essay in front of the class and started to stumble over some of the words. The teacher recognized the words and found the essay the kid plagiarized and started HELPING HIM READ IT the kid didn’t understand what was happening and just thanked the teacher and kept reading.
When I was in high school, a girl from an absurdly wealthy family gave a presentation on why the rich are just as oppressed as anyone. This was in a normal public school in Kentucky where about 90% of the students were middle class at best. You could feel the eyes rolling in that room.
Someone in my class did a book report on the dictionary. The teacher was pissed, all of us students thought it was hilarious. Never heard the end of the presentation.
In middle school there was a school wide assembly telling kids not to use the bathroom anywhere other than a bathroom. Kids were peeing/pooping in hallways because the handbook “never said you had to use a bathroom”.
This was in fucking college.
Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had “dick,” “cum,” and “pussy” on slides and read off them.
Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn’t believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.
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