Recently a kindergartener could not pronounce my name and called me “Ms Cool” so if u excuse me I’m just gonna go legally change my name to that bye
“You two are like Christmas”
A friend’s little daughter to me and my wife.
I was wearing shorts and my niece looked at my stretch marks (I’m very insecure about them) and asked what they were so I told her. Then she said “Oh I think they look really cool! They look like lightning bolts!” Ever since then I’ve referred to my stretch marks as lightning bolts.
Back in college my figure drawing class went to the seniors home next to campus to practice drawing pictures of older people. A woman asked me to draw her four-year-old visiting granddaughter. I was happy to, drew the picture and gave it to them, they left. Grandma was huffy and rude the whole time but the girl was very sweet.
Thought that was that. But then about fifteen minutes later the little girl darted back into the room alone and gave me two crumpled dollar bills. “I wanted to give you my soda money since you drew such a pretty picture of me!” And then she darted back out before I could respond. Best $2 I’ve ever made as an artist.
Little back ground info to clarify what is the sweetest thing, just got out of jail after 145 days for a 3rd time possession charge.
My best friend picked me up from jail and brought me to his house for a place to stay since I lost my apartment. His son is nine, and wanted to hear a story. So I told him the story of Arthas Menethil from World of Warcraft because I know it from the heart. I had to act dramatic while telling it, he told me “I wish you could tell me story’s like that everyday.” I don’t know why but that little comment to me was the best and sweetest thing Ive heard in so long.
I have COVID and have been quarantined in my bedroom for three days. My six year old keeps slipping “I love you Mommy” notes under the door. I love her.
My teenage daughter told me, “Mom, I’m the only one of all my friends who is really happy. I think it’s because I have you.”
I would die for that kid.
My five-year-old niece climbing onto the couch ‘I want to sit with Uncle David because he’s sweet and he’s handsome’. Melted my damn heart.
When my 10-year-old step-daughter asked if she can call me daddy.
My son used to ask random people if they wanted a lick of his lollipop. He was the sweetest boy ever (still is) but honestly a wonder he didn’t die of plague
I wore a furry-pants’d satyr/faun costume to a ren faire in the middle of summer (not this summer obvs). Airflow in that costume was pretty good but somewhere around high noon I was just way too hot and sat down on a rock for a bit, probably looking a bit worse for wear. A little kid walking by looked me up and down and encouragingly said “It’ll be okay, goat,” and kept walking. Super cute.
My niece once told me that I was her favorite aunt… because I didn’t smell like beer and cigarettes.
A six year old told me “you’re good at this, that barely even hurt” after I gave him his flu shot.
A kid at the gym asked me if I was wolverine.
“Your life will be spared.” And then walked away. Nothing ominous about THAT!
The dad then explained that this was basically her way of saying “I’m upset, but not at you.” Apparently she was having a bad day
My husband’s ex-wife hasn’t been in the picture with the kids since she remarried the man she was cheating on him with right after the divorce. The youngest wasn’t even a year when she split and hadn’t really seen any of them since.
He had primary custody already, but she gave up all rights when we decided to get married because she ‘wanted to be free of the burden’ and figured then I could ‘deal with them’ since I wanted to marry him. They’re three super sweet girls, and I was pissed how she more of less just threw them away. The youngest was five at the time this happened, and me and her teenage sister were talking about it when she hit me with this:
“I’m glad you’re gonna be my only momma. She wasn’t my momma, not like you.”
Then her eyes got really big and scared and she said in the tiniest voice: “Are you happy you’re gonna be my momma?”
I assured her I was VERY happy to be her momma, and might’ve cried later on about it.
I worked with kids with Asperger’s awhile back and this one kid, Peter, came running up to me SO excited. And he says “GUESS what I HAVE in my POCKETS??” So I ask what, and he goes “NOTHING!”. And I’m like “I guess that’s neat.” And he goes “You don’t understand! Think of all the things I can put in them!!”. Taught me a real life lesson there. Thanks Peter.
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