The butter churn.
Just recall the sound of a rubber squeegee moving over clean glass, and imagine that as a physical sensation, in place of any form of sexual pleasure.
The wheelbarrow position – why in the hell is that one even a thing. I dated someone who insisted that was just the best position ever. No, it’s not.
If sex makes me feel like I need to belong to Cirque de Soleil to accomplish a position it’s not sex to me. Bungie jumping is easier – I’ve done both.
Not a position, but fantasy – the shower. It just…doesn’t work. Only one person in in the water at a time, the other person is cold, no lubricant, weird positioning especially if there’s a big height difference. It’s terrible.
It would be 69. You cant give it as good as you want to and you cant focus on your own pleasure the way you want to.
scissoring just isn’t that great!! it’s super painful and not necessarily worth the effort. of course, if I were stronger, maybe it would be, but it really requires some of yoga-origami type shit that’s not fun.
if you can do it, props to you, tho
Doggie style, I never got the appeal of it but I like to look at and play with the boobies so I’m biased.
ATM is kinda shitty.
Anything that involves picking up the other person or using a wall. Regardless of how “swol” you are its hard to focus on pleasure whilst exercising intensely!
How is anything involving sand not top of this list?
Not a position but anal. It’s like the holy grail for some people. Not worth the effort to me.
That said, if my partner was super into it and wanted to all the time, I wouldn’t say no. But none of my partners have been that into it.
You know what? Missionary does not get its fair shake.
Mating press looks hot but is almost impossible to pull off unless you or your partner is super flexible.
Nearly drowned trying to give a girlfriend head in the shower.
Car/shower sex. No room/ hard to get good footing
It depends on the dick!! They are all different sizes and curves. It just needs to hit the right spot. I can hate a position with one person and like it with another.
99% of porn positions…. They’re used because body parts are visible, and theres space for the cameraguy to stand besides/between them.
Realistic porn would be just a bunch of asses going up/down, or front/back
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