I think there comes a moment in everyone’s life where you see someone in need, and you sit down and try to give them the best advice you sincerely can.And sometimes, that advice is going to be hot garbage, such as…
“Smoke cigarettes to deepen your voice.”Reverse_Waterfall
“You say you don’t like or want kids, but you should have at least one just to see if you change your mind.”AskingLeslie
“All men cheat. All of them.” My aunt said there was no point in leaving her abusive and cheating husband of many years because all men cheat anyway. I know it wasn’t direct advice for my own relationship, but it’s the kind of shit that makes an impression on a girl and I’m glad I didn’t grow up around that.
“Don’t shower often or wear deodorant. Girls like a guy who smell like he don’t care. If you smelling clean, you gon’ come off as gay or only attract closeted lesbians.” Thanks dude, but I’ll stick to regular grooming. I have never once heard a woman say “Oh man, I love a guy who smells musty, so hot!”
I have some family members that some most might consider trashy. They all make very little money, have a bunch of kids they can’t support, blow money on stupid shit, do drugs, etc. Anyway, my aunt passed away and each of her 5 kids got sizeable inheritances.
A bit after her passing, my cousin said that he talked to a “financial advisor” who told him to use 1/3 of his inheritance on drugs and lottery tickets so he can “get it out of his system”…
…we all speculate that the “advisor” was his brother lol
“Mix coffee and redbull and you can study the whole night!” I think I almost died that night
“If they’re hitting you, it means they like you! Who else would risk getting in serious trouble than someone who is fighting for your attention.” It took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this isn’t normal and only because I got lucky one of my partners wasn’t actually horrible.
“You should buy a house for the maximum amount they’ll approve a home loan for” – someone who’s house was foreclosed on a year ago. They said it without a trace of irony or awareness
“Enjoy them while you can – you’ll miss it when they get older”. Lady please….my toddler laying, kicking and screaming in the middle of a Best Buy because he just realized his shoes dont have laces. I’m allowed to hate these moments.
“Try not to be sick.” “Stop taking all that medication.” “Be your own doctor.”atomicshark
Humans aren’t electrically conductive, says my OSHA trainer this week.thatguyinthejeans
Got back from rehab, after 3 months of being sober and living with parents, my first day moved back into our house, and my best friend says: “I don’t think you’re an addict, you shouldn’t quit, just take it slow.” Worst. Advice. Ever.
‘All you have to do is prove to the girl that you are better than the man she is with.’Kalanth
“Dont get into computers. Everything that needs to be made has been made” My dad in 96 Destroyed my fascination.
“Getting a tattoo will destroy your life!” – My now-dead uncle… who’d divorced 3 times, disowned his daughter from his 2nd marriage for no good reason, drove 2 businesses into the dirt, and chain-smoked literally until the day he died… of lung cancer.Egodram
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