We recently asked Chivers on Instagram what they would do if they had unlimited funds and no ethical restrictions to conduct an experiment. Basically, you’re a mad scientist where the pursuit of knowledge outweighs the well-being of individuals. Y’all delivered with some truly creative (and in some instances, downright terrifying) ideas. Here are some of our favorites.
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“I rent an airplane hangar and filled it with 250 men named Dennis, and one named Brian. I watch from 2 way glass from above just to see what would they would do. – Soon they would started introducing themselves. “I’m Dennis, I’m Dennis, I’m Dennis, I’m Dennis.”…And I watch Brian very carefully… Would he be disoriented, in a world out of his control, or would he become a sort of unofficial leader? Would he lie and say his name is Dennis? Or slowly fall into madness?” — line20one
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“A drug to suppress human emotional responses temporarily. Allowing people to make rational decisions without emotional constraints.” — matt_swinney
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“I’ll tell ya what I’d do: Two chicks at the same time.” — ky1699
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“Put dudes in an attractive woman’s body and put them at a dance club for several occasions.” — kristinadm89
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“Discover why people drive slow in the left lane.” — danny_coldstone
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“Sharks with lasers” — kmwells75
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“I’d want to eliminate races. Make us all the same shade of brown and with similar features and see how long it takes us to find another reason to hate/kill each other if we really knew how much we were all the same.” — lukewesleybeck
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“I’d make Pokémon real (original 151)” — just_phil
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“I would fly into a black hole to see what happens” — kbeedz48
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“Crossbreed a chicken and a spider. Eight legged chickens” — casewood66
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“Clone my dead dog, I miss him 😢” — danny_blanco
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“Enabling penguins to fly. Cause I think they deserve it.” — mcgeezer4
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“A birth control for men to be taking orally not just condom use.” — mommafore
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“I would stick someone in the middle of a salt plain with nothing around them. Then at 3 seconds intervals have toddlers that are mentally manipulated into wanting to kill that person, appear and see how many the person could fight off before they are overrun.” — picards_travels
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“A pizza you can eat without getting fat🍕🍕🍕🍕” — mertlemoore
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“To erase my own memory of what or who the Kardashians are” — billy.burnett.12
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“Deleting all social media platforms from existence for month and researching productivity” — dani_0795
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“Put people in horrifying situations, to try and isolate mental processes when scared. Once you have that try and create a pill that eliminates them, providing medical fearlessness. Scared to go skydiving… take our pill and you wont fear anything!” — ericpbaum
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“Miniature baby elephants that don’t get big, I want one” — jmacd31
