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What was the dumbest thing you got punished for at school?
Being a student of the game; I decided to Google “School girl Instagram”…and it took me to an IG account for a fairly hot, scratch that, pretty damn hot gal named Niece Waidhofer.
Enjoy the Chivers’ funny answers with a side of eye-candy.
Here we go…
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Video taped a buddy taking a dump at the beginning of a school project video. Got a laugh from everyone except the teacher! 3 days in school suspension plus working the gate at a basketball game.
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I threw a water bottle to a friend of mine five lockers down. Ended up getting three days of in school suspension. Basically a teacher was coming around the corner and thought I was throwing it at her.
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Doing a handstand in a kilt. Got me a whole day of in-school suspension for that.
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Walking backwards in line.
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Not me but, 10th grade English. Teacher wanted to play and adjective game; yell out an adjective that starts with the letter of your first name. He says “so my name is Monty, so that could be…”
To which he yelled out “masturbating Monty”.
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Farting in class, sent to the principals office 😳😂
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Girl was opening up her backpack and her (unused) tampon flew out towards me. She was mortified but laughing and being the gentleman I am I scooped it up super quick so no one else would see (laughing as well) and both of us got sat outside for interrupting.
Told the teacher after class…
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…and he was bent over laughing. He apologized and said thank you for not letting it be a bigger distraction.
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I got suspended for being late and having absences. The punishment for missing school is… missing school?
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I hot glued a quarter to the ground in the hallway of my middle school. Worked out perfectly as so many tried to pick it up switching classes. After so many tried and failed, I lost my shit when a teacher got frustrated he could not obtain this beautiful quarter.
Sorry Mr. Struchtemeyer. #iwin
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Throwing a basketball in the toilet with a massive log in it.
Got a week of after school suspension.
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Mooning everyone walking back from lunch which was in another building. Just happened to be a teacher in the mix. Saturday school was new to me after that.
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Cutting my own hair after a girl put chewing gum in it.
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Singing a song about blowjobs during an arts fair.
Thanks Blink 182!
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In 7th grade I wore a sleeveless shirt to class my dad got me that had a little green fuzz ball looking character on it saying “If you don’t like my attitude, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT”.
Apparently that’s no appropriate attire 😂🤷♂️
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In Christian school they taught us not to flip people off. Well in second grade a day or so after they told us about it. Guess who got in a fight and flipped off another kid?
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I’m from the U.K.
in geography aged about 11 we got given a map of Europe. We had to label all the countries and colour them in differently. I forgot to colour in England so got a 1 hour detention!!
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I had very chapped lips, forgot my chapstick, so like any other kid I licked the hell out of my lips, the teacher thought I was sticking my tongue out at her and sent me to the principals office.
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8th grade – Bunch of girls were jokin’ around and decided they were goin’ to throw me in girls rest room.
I did my, “yeah whatever”
(please don’t throw me in that briar patch )…
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So 5 or 6 dragged me into rest room 😜. I managed to take 3 of them w/ me, good times.
When I walked out the VP was there and suspension 3 days.
It was worth it 😈
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Going to school.
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Turning off outdoor hall lighting with a broken credit card my friend gave me in 5th grade. It was a janitor only slot style security switch. 5 day suspension for nothing.
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I also got kicked off the school bus for saying “how bout them apples?” The bus driver thought it was a sexual reference. That was a weird meeting with my mom, the principal and bus driver. They let me back on the bus after the driver made a fool out of herself.
Ever heard of South Park?
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Eating my coaches A** hole before our soccer game for good luck.
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Elementary school… Playing basketball in PE with a bunch of scrubs on my team. Coach wanted me to pass more. Made a chest pass and…
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…Made a chest pass and HIT the kid in the face b/c he couldn’t catch it. Sure it was a little high, but inaccurate passes happen all the time. Got ISS for it.
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My beeper went off in class. In-school suspension for three days.
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